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  1. #241
    Pandaren Monk Bantokar's Avatar
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    (SPOKEN)
    Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
    About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know…

    (SUNG)
    I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
    I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
    I like football and porno and books about war.
    I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
    My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
    My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.

    But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
    (oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

    I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
    While people behind me are going insane.
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

    I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
    I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

    Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
    Ranting and raving and carrying on
    Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong…
    NAAAAH!

    I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

    (SPOKEN)
    You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

    Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

    I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Peckinpah (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas… (Hey, Hey, Hey)

    (Hey you know you really are an asshole)
    Why don’t you just shut up and sing this song pal.
    I'm an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    A – S – S - H - O – L – E.
    Everybody, A – S – S - H - O – L – E.

    Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
    Fung Achng Tum Chng Fum Afung Fung Ooh

    (SPOKEN)
    I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
    8 year olds Dude.

  2. #242
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    Things that really bother me: People who are not Modest, and people who have little/no empathy.

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    RNBdubsteppop,whatever genre stuff from black eyed peas is.
    People who invade personal space.
    People who don't hold doors open.
    People who don't say thank you.
    Not being able to resist internet arguments.

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    some trivial things :

    1. People that chew gum with their mouths wide open, i find this disgusting
    2. People that forcefully work their way into subways without waiting for people to exit first.
    3. willfull ignorance
    4. during business meetings, when a co worker just did a 20 minute rambling and now is finally giving me the chance to answer ,he or she interrupts me 5 seconds into my answer to continue rambling on something they seemingly forgot to mention. Hate that.
    5. My wife putting the knives with the sharp side up in the dishwasher. Stop doing that !
    whats the point in running ? You will only die tired

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    People not listening when you tell them stuff, but expect you to remember every useless shit thing they say
    Trylb / Galesin
    Winners never quit, Quitters never win
    Nobody Said It Was Easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryana View Post
    People not listening when you tell them stuff, but expect you to remember every useless shit thing they say
    My ex-fiance, you must have met her

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    I'm older than you / higher in some form of hierarchy, thus I'm always right. I'm allowed to jump right into your speech but you are not. I can also yell at you, but if you do, it's being insolent.

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    People who take an opinion as factual evidence for something.

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    People who think 5 ft 8 126 lb is underweight.

    Or comment about other peoples weight in a negative way.

  10. #250
    People who want a great reason for everything.

    Example: You have a tiring day at work, come home & some friends want to go out for a drink on a worknight & simply saying 'I'm not feeling up to it tonight' is a good enough reason. They want something amazing, like your leg has fallen off.

    -Grim

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    Very religious people, obese people, vegans, humming and modern rap music.

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    Stood in the Fire Mongler's Avatar
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    Airline food. I mean..cammon!!!
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    People who use their brake lights before their blinker.

    Really dont like Wells, not sure why people drink from them :P

  14. #254
    Quote Originally Posted by Strah View Post
    Very religious people,obese people, vegans, humming and modern rap music.
    You really judge people by what they eat? really?
    Oh and What is wrong with vegans... They just want to reduce their environmental impact... after all meat specifically beef has a high environmental footprint.......

    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/20...1_GRAPHIC.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/we...anted=all&_r=0

    I'm no vegan, but I understand why people pick their dietary choice.

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    Not playing games because my laptop sucks. *.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alasuya View Post
    You really judge people by what they eat? really?
    Oh and What is wrong with vegans... They just want to reduce their environmental impact... after all meat specifically beef has a high environmental footprint.......

    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/20...1_GRAPHIC.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/we...anted=all&_r=0

    I'm no vegan, but I understand why people pick their dietary choice.

    I know a dozen vegans/vegetarians, and majority of them have got this superiority complex, always trying to prove everyone eating meat is bad, vegetables are better and that sort of shit. I haven't met a single vegetarian that would not be preaching yet, so yeah.



    This pic pretty much sums it up,anyway.

  17. #257
    Quote Originally Posted by Strah View Post
    I know a dozen vegans/vegetarians, and majority of them have got this superiority complex, always trying to prove everyone eating meat is bad, vegetables are better and that sort of shit. I haven't met a single vegetarian that would not be preaching yet, so yeah.



    This pic pretty much sums it up,anyway.
    that's strange, because the vegans in my College are passive and don't harass others based on their food intake.

  18. #258
    Snow in large quantities, cold, perpetual darkness, perpetual sunlight, the local beer.
    Fat people, skinny people, religious people, loud people, begging people, people in general.
    Most of all people who are unable to change their opinion/ flawed logic/reasoning when presented with facts.

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    People who have strong opinions about stuff they have never experienced. When I hear someone who talks BS passionately about something that's been part of my life, but not theirs I just walk away.
    Rincewind: Ah! We may, in fact, have reached the root of the problem. However it's a silly problem and so I am suddenly going to stop talking to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alasuya View Post
    You really judge people by what they eat? really?
    Oh and What is wrong with vegans... They just want to reduce their environmental impact... after all meat specifically beef has a high environmental footprint.......

    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/20...1_GRAPHIC.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/we...anted=all&_r=0

    I'm no vegan, but I understand why people pick their dietary choice.
    by eating things that help the environment and letting the polluting animals live. but also i think he meant those who are vegan and act like they are better because of it.
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    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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