I just hate his mushrooms.
"Oh, there's fighting in the other lane? Time to go join in." BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM slowed forever.
"Almost dead, time to get back a bit and go back to base." -enter bush, BOOM. YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN.
orrr, in dominion.
"Hey look, a health pickup" BOOM.
Every...1 in 3 teemo I run into in dominion does it, most of the time when I see them, they whore out mushrooms around the speed boosts insteadl, or at all the entrances to their turrets.
Oracle is only 250 in dominion. I think the far more annoying is that no matter how retarded teemo is, his autoattacks still do as much as your spells there.
He's a champion designed to win lane and then bring pretty much nothing to a teamfight. Blind for 1v1, movespeed for kiting 1v1, and Shrooms to keep your lane impossible to gank and a pain to deal with. Much of his damage is DOT, which is one of the more annoying ways of dying. So like literally he exists to be an annoying asshole in lanem and that's all.
He is not even too cute, but disturbing, especially his face and this weird look. Also mushrooms.
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Also, because I always get stuck against an AP teemo whenever I choose a quishy AP caster.
Walk out of base, 2 shrooms, at 100hp.
Sick of spending all my gold on HP/MR instead of being able to help my team. UGGGGGGH
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His too cute to be kill me, sort of like a 500p gorilla (Volibear) get beaten by a butterfly
Beside just joke reasons? I don't hate teemo, however he has a passive that taunt both teams to increase chance to kill him on sight
Also his death sound is very satisfying
Well as Maknoob showed in the allstar game, the only thing teemo is good at is dieing.
he got good dps and bombs and you cant escape from him
He's ugly, fat, and annoying. Easily the most hateable champion in the league.
His global taunt is extremely overpowered as well.
That aside, laning vs him is just out right awful because of the buffs to his poison dot and mushrooms in general.
It's called Bloodlust not Heroism.
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Because he's far to easy to destroy an un-organised group. Plus his blind + e passive stacked with ap and as is beyond annoying/far too easy to faceroll with.