Thread: Teemo Hate

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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    He's too cute.
    No he is not. Annie and Lulu are cute, Teemo is just plain ugly.

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    because teemo.

    There is no other reason.

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    I just hate his mushrooms.
    "Oh, there's fighting in the other lane? Time to go join in." BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM slowed forever.
    or
    "Almost dead, time to get back a bit and go back to base." -enter bush, BOOM. YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN.
    orrr, in dominion.
    "Hey look, a health pickup" BOOM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by personn5 View Post
    I just hate his mushrooms.
    "Oh, there's fighting in the other lane? Time to go join in." BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM slowed forever.
    or
    "Almost dead, time to get back a bit and go back to base." -enter bush, BOOM. YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN.
    orrr, in dominion.
    "Hey look, a health pickup" BOOM.
    Well, it should be expected to have mushrooms in the health sites. I usually just go over them to remove the mushrooms when I'm about to go to base, same thing with brushes.

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    Every...1 in 3 teemo I run into in dominion does it, most of the time when I see them, they whore out mushrooms around the speed boosts insteadl, or at all the entrances to their turrets.

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    Oracle is only 250 in dominion. I think the far more annoying is that no matter how retarded teemo is, his autoattacks still do as much as your spells there.

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    He's a champion designed to win lane and then bring pretty much nothing to a teamfight. Blind for 1v1, movespeed for kiting 1v1, and Shrooms to keep your lane impossible to gank and a pain to deal with. Much of his damage is DOT, which is one of the more annoying ways of dying. So like literally he exists to be an annoying asshole in lanem and that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFK-Champion View Post
    No he is not. Annie and Lulu are cute, Teemo is just plain ugly.
    But, but he has a bunny skin!

    Quote Originally Posted by personn5 View Post
    Every...1 in 3 teemo I run into in dominion does it, most of the time when I see them, they whore out mushrooms around the speed boosts insteadl, or at all the entrances to their turrets.
    I like those Teemos that put shrooms directly on neutral/enemy points, in which they're revealed and I can safely get rid of them.

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    He is not even too cute, but disturbing, especially his face and this weird look. Also mushrooms.

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    For some reason, I think Teemo is a psychopath, that gets "happy" by killing people with mushrooms and poison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    For some reason, I think Teemo is a psychopath, that gets "happy" by killing people with mushrooms and poison.
    His lore implies that he is a psychopath, he even smiles when he's dead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzleMyGrizzle View Post
    Squishy ? Build tanky teemo, useless? map vision like a boss
    Im not hating Teemo... He was the second bought champion for me after Heimerdinger :P It was instabuy for me after I saw Super Teemo skin the first time Plus my name is Teemu so Teemo = Win ^_^
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    Also, because I always get stuck against an AP teemo whenever I choose a quishy AP caster.
    ALWAYS.
    Walk out of base, 2 shrooms, at 100hp.
    Sick of spending all my gold on HP/MR instead of being able to help my team. UGGGGGGH
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    His too cute to be kill me, sort of like a 500p gorilla (Volibear) get beaten by a butterfly
    Beside just joke reasons? I don't hate teemo, however he has a passive that taunt both teams to increase chance to kill him on sight

    Also his death sound is very satisfying
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  15. #35
    Well as Maknoob showed in the allstar game, the only thing teemo is good at is dieing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thallidomaniac View Post
    His lore implies that he is a psychopath, he even smiles when he's dead!
    I have to read his lore again, I can't remember it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trollspwn View Post
    Well as Maknoob showed in the allstar game, the only thing teemo is good at is dieing.
    (stolen from other thread)

    Never forget.

  18. #38
    he got good dps and bombs and you cant escape from him

  19. #39
    He's ugly, fat, and annoying. Easily the most hateable champion in the league.

    His global taunt is extremely overpowered as well.

    That aside, laning vs him is just out right awful because of the buffs to his poison dot and mushrooms in general.
    It's called Bloodlust not Heroism.
    I used to be a good player once. Now I'm a casual

  20. #40
    Because he's far to easy to destroy an un-organised group. Plus his blind + e passive stacked with ap and as is beyond annoying/far too easy to faceroll with.

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