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Every day around the world an estimate of 6.5 Million Teemo's die. Averaging 75 Teemo's a sec. For as little as 50 cents a day/$15 a month, you can save one Teemo from death. We here are the Yordle Adoption Agency, will send you a picture and file of the Teemo you save along with all updates on your Teemo's future. All you need to do is pick up the phone and call 888-55-TEEMO and save a Teemo today.
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On a serious note, Teemo is annoying to deal with on top lane, you can be on the losing end of a lot of trades with him and after level 6 he becomes really hard to gank because of shrooms. On bot he is just annoying. Early oracles on support after he's 6 would shut down some of his potency. If he goes AP..... just that poison, those shrooms.
@Magic Sausage. Awesome "Big Trouble in Little China" avatar.