I seriously don't see the big issue about Teemo, I find him trivial to deal with. His shrooms aren't even that bad, whenever I'm playing Shaco and I have oracles on I can see them and if it's a bush I just pop a turret in to take the hit.
The Runaway. I love my new nickname. Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?
He's useless? Well, except for free wards, invisibility passive, huge movement speed, blind, on hit poison that hurts like a bi^&$ and being one of the best 1v1 champions, then yeah, he's kinda useless.
He's a very powerful champion, that's why people hate him.
Its because... hes gawddamn Teemo! Everytime I'm like "alright we need a tanky top" I see... "Don't worry I got this... *picks Teemo with Heal/Clarity*"
Then yesterday... "Can you jungle? We and my friend are duo queued so I'd like to support him."
"I can't jungle."
"Well its a good time to learn! WW's free, he's easy to jungle with. Pick him!"
*Picks Teemo with smite and instalocks*
Teemo is just a magnet disaster! He's fun and easy and cute and attracts newer players and nooby ones. He's like Kirby in smash bros.... cute, easy to learn/play, fun/entertaining moveset! Except Kirby isn't a complete dick with shrooms and isn't completely useless in teamfights! *pant* *pant* Okay I got that out of my system.
teemo is hawt, hes good at 1v1 and kitting with his shrooms.
In Domi, it's actually pretty easy to fuck his mushrooms, you just need to stop on 1 or 2 before basing. I usually do that, especially if he's botting and I am too.
Early game his mush will do nothing and mid/late game you just auto attack them, assuming you have ad, and you one shot the mushrooms and no damage from it.
I've killed Teemo as AP CDR-capped Sona.
You just need to get the jump on him.
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Because i just want to punt the little shit.
" I'll tell you the ultimate secret of magic. Any cunt could do it." - John Constantine
And if you do manage to get a blind on him, hopefully the guy has a big enough brain to get mercs meaning 1.5sec blind, and most ADs has a skillshot (Ez, Corki, Graves, etc etc) with a ton of damage outside of their auto attacks. So what you accomplished is 1.5sec of no auto's from the Carry all meanwhile you're dead and the bruisers are now beating on your team.
He's useful for trolling and shutting down Singed top. Oh, and splitpushing, because, why not. Nothing else. Against any competent team you can't shroom up barons etc without them being destroyed meaning they're just a bunch of mini wards with very little vision. You cant use them to their full potential (damage, setting up fights near a heavy-shroomed area), no one's gonna go for that.
*Ye-yeah, but what about AP?* You say? Well, after DFG nerfs all he has is his Blind burst wich, as said, falls off later on.
So broken in TT, i just had a match against and with one, all you could see on the map between 1 altar and another altar was freakin' shroons, you just stepped over and over and over *dead*. Fucking annoying. I was like "thank god he don't have BFT".