Teemo Hate

[Farolok]

I've tried having people gank him but it just doesn't happen, and every single game I've played since the patch has had a Teemo top. Every. Single. One.

So far I've faced him top as Shen, Irelia, Diana (yes, played her out of position just to deal with this), Pantheon, Garen, Darius, Mundo, Malphite.

My last game against him was with Diana and everything was okay for a while, landing my Q a lot and my shield was taking most of the damage from his AA. My jungler never visited top once. At level 4 the enemy teams jungler came up (Darius) and they destroyed me. I say to my jungler "Fancy coming up? He's gonna get too far ahead if he's not shut down now"

Junglers reply "No way, he's ungankable" The fuck am I supposed to do about that?

[Caine]

Caine, Teemo is one of those champions that is great until someone actually comes in and ganks him. I would actually say if there is a Teemo top, you as the jungler better be taking advantage of that.

I don't doubt that. I'm just relaying my experiences when I ask a jungler for a gank, no matter the champion I'm playing against. :)

[Aang]

I don't doubt that. I'm just relaying my experiences when I ask a jungler for a gank, no matter the champion I'm playing against.

Oh of course, you have to hope your jungler ganks him because Teemo is quite good in the lane but gets shutdown pretty easily by ganks due to his lack of escapes (his W doesn't count overall).

[Kurumi]

I really don't understand why more pro's don't play him..

"Holy shit, X picked that little sucker, he sucks so bad!!11"

[Daine]

Seems Teemo has replaced support indefinitely in any games I enter on EUW. Driving me mad, Teemo/AD botlane :<

[Deylana]

Kill lanes with Teemo are getting more common, but he's a horrendously bad support and generally a free kill. Just sit in lane farming for a bit, playing it safe, and wait for an opportunity, one stun and he's dead after all.

[Isrozzis]

Kill lanes with Teemo are getting more common, but he's a horrendously bad support and generally a free kill. Just sit in lane farming for a bit, playing it safe, and wait for an opportunity, one stun and he's dead after all.

that and if he doesn't get farm or kills he doesn't really scale into late game. Sure the blind is annoying and he still has shrooms. But they aren't the lethal destroy half your health bar shrooms.

[Kimiko93]

Useless? How in the hell is he useless? He can shutdown a AD carry without trying, he hits like a truck with AS/AP
troll.

This.
Teemo is more or less the perfect example of a Glass-Cannon.

[Deylana]

that and if he doesn't get farm or kills he doesn't really scale into late game. Sure the blind is annoying and he still has shrooms. But they aren't the lethal destroy half your health bar shrooms.

He already doesn't scale into late game (maybe a bit more now because of the new spirit guise upgrade), but yes, exactly, if he lets his ADC farm, he's nothing, just a walking blind. If he doesn't let his ADC get all the farm, then you have TWO non-threatening champs on the enemy team you don't need to worry about. It's all about playing it cool in kill lanes, denying them an opportunity to kill you and farming yourself.

[mrpoker]

Not sure if you guys have seen this, but if you haven't, then i think it suits this thread totally.

[Kaellen]

When playing against him:
Blind, Global Taunt "Aka: Shrooms", Never dying, poisons killing you after the battle is over, stealth

When playing with him:
They always seem to wait in bushes and plant mushrooms. They rarely help with fights and rarely backdoor.

[Thallidomaniac]

When playing against him:
Blind, Global Taunt "Aka: Shrooms", Never dying, poisons killing you after the battle is over, stealth

When playing with him:
They always seem to wait in bushes and plant mushrooms. They rarely help with fights and rarely backdoor.

The ones that you play against also can get Pentakills by your team walking on his shrooms after your team 5-for-0 aces the enemy.

The ones you play with always tend to be the AD carry for some reason.

[Faeris]

The thing about teemo is, he's way too easy to play. You don't even have to play well to kill someone, the other person has to be on top of his game tho.
I played vs Teemo a couple of times on top and I must say that the best way to counter him is take something like kennen. Counter annoying by being more annoying :3

[Grading]

Not sure if you guys have seen this, but if you haven't, then i think it suits this thread totally.

I showed this to my friend and he almost died from laughter, literally.

Funny AND true. :P

[Majad]

I showed this to my friend and he almost died from laughter, literally.

Funny AND true. :P

There's a gif about this but it's Karthus intead, it's pretty amusing.

[Caine]

There's a gif about this but it's Karthus intead, it's pretty amusing.

Googled "karthus gif fucked".

[Majad]

[img]https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Fuck-you-Karthus.gif[img]

Googled "karthus gif fucked".

Haha, it's that one.

I think I have that bookmarked but I'm lazy so I didn't search to see if I did or not.

[Brazorf]

Googled "karthus gif fucked".

can't. stop. watching.

I like the explosive fireball toward the end

[Kurumi]

[img]https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Fuck-you-Karthus.gif[/ig]

Googled "karthus gif fucked".

"teemo gif fucked"


it is related to the subject we're discussing

[Caine]

"teemo gif fucked"


it is related to the subject we're discussing

Recently whenever there is a Teemo on my team I offer a honorable opponent to whoever gets the first kill on it.