The Nerdy Jokes and One Liners Thread

[Adam Jensen]

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".

So one atom is talking to another and the first atom says, "I think I lost an electron." The other asks, "are you sure?"

The first replies "I'm positive."

[Ravendale]

What does e say to i? "Be real!"
What does i say in return? "Be rational!"

[Deleted]

I Lol'd

to the uninitiated - "10" or more accurately "00000010" is binary for 2.

yeah... but why "more accurately 00000010"? this is just 8 bit encoding and has nothing to do with accuracy. You also don't say 25 is less accurate than 000025, do you?
(but I get it, 8 bit is most commonly used and so on).

[MathBard]

There are only three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

There are two types of people:those who can extrapolate from insufficient data.

[Nario64]

There are two types of people:those who can extrapolate from insufficient data.

AND WHO?!?! You can't leave me hanging like this!

[Luko]

AND WHO?!?! You can't leave me hanging like this!

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[Maleborgia]

What do you call a female who uses her gender to gain loot? A best in slut.

srry if bad/offensive