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So I'm back home from college, babysitting my six-year-old sister. Fast forward to 10pm, my little sister is fast asleep in her bed, I'm just watching tv. I get a call from one of my friends, this girl from high school that is easily a 9/10 admits she had a crush on me in high school and wants to fuck me.
Fast forward an hour, everyone is sitting around my couch, said girl and I go to my bedroom, she says she likes being tied up / tying other people down so I comply, she ties me down to bed, slip condom on, she says she needs to go to the bathroom.
I'm lying in this position for two minutes without any noise from her or any of my guests, I walk out and everyone is gone. I proceed to check my phone to find out she OD'd on some drug and was throwing up all over the place. I almost had sex. I was crushed and kind of concerned for her health.
Any similar stories?
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2012-10-28, 06:58 PM #1Mechagnome
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I had the strangest night I've ever had in my life last night.
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2012-10-28, 07:19 PM #2The Insane
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One night I stayed up past my 10 o' clock curfew because the game went into overtime.
Best night ever.
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2012-10-28, 07:20 PM #3Deleted
Dude...
What the hell man.
I can't top that.
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2012-10-28, 07:25 PM #4Mechagnome
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Yeah, I can't remember anything off of the top of my head to top that.
On the plus side, she still wants your dick.CPU: Intel Core i5-4670k 3.4GHz | RAM: Corsair Vengeance Pro 32GB DDR3-1866 | GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 760 4GB (2-Way SLI) | Motherboard: MSI Z87-G45
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2012-10-28, 07:26 PM #5DeletedI don't know....very weird story.
Originally Posted by Rheckameohs
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2012-10-28, 07:28 PM #6High Overlord
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Wooaaahh.
Change your surrounding >.> What are you doing around people who do drugs and even OD.. No matter how "hot" you think she might be, stay away. If she does needles you might end up with a disease that will destroy your life.. :S"Maybe we wouldn't keep getting hurt if we just expected the worst.."
"Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means you are a strong person"
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2012-10-28, 07:30 PM #7DeletedOh yeah, totally forgot. Don't do that shit. :S Originally Posted by Bwutty
Hey, a coincidence, we registered in the same month Bwutty!
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2012-10-28, 07:33 PM #8The Unstoppable Force
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Hopefully I never find myself in a similar situation. That's just weird.
You've made my life seem positively boring. Originally Posted by Aucald
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2012-10-28, 07:33 PM #9High Overlord
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coolkingler1
/brofist or internet high-five, whichever you choose hahaha
"Maybe we wouldn't keep getting hurt if we just expected the worst.."
"Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means you are a strong person"
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2012-10-28, 07:37 PM #10Fluffy Kitten
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Let a (effectively) stranger tie you up. I've seen enough TV to know that doesn't end well.
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2012-10-28, 07:42 PM #11The Lightbringer
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The internet - people say the darndest things.
"Only Jack can zip up."
The word you want to use is "have" not "of".
You may have alot of stuff in your country, but we got Lolland.
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2012-10-28, 07:42 PM #12DeletedIdk, both at the same time? P: Originally Posted by Bwutty
coolkingler1
/brofist or internet high-five, whichever you choose hahaha
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2012-10-28, 07:45 PM #13The Lightbringer
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I have a similar story that involves a Senators daughter, tennis camp, a bagpipe, Nicholas Cage, and peanut butter.
I probably shouldn't get into it though....It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.
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2012-10-28, 07:48 PM #14DeletedYou were about to have sex with a Senator's daughter at a tennis camp, she was about to put peanut butter on your dick when suddenly Nicolas Cage came into the room while playing a bagpipe? Originally Posted by Deadvolcanoes
Sounds like a regular Saturday evening.
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2012-10-28, 07:55 PM #15Brewmaster
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That sh1t cray.
Like someone already said.. letting a girl tie you up that you dont know well is a bad move! havnt you seen any tv?! When you said that i honestly thought the next sentence was gonna be "she kidnapped my sister and stole all my stuff".
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2012-10-28, 08:05 PM #16The Lightbringer
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Swap the Senators daughter with Nicholas Cage, and your spot on.... Originally Posted by Gnasnimadan
It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.
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2012-10-28, 08:11 PM #17High Overlord
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ahhahahah! Originally Posted by Deadvolcanoes
"Maybe we wouldn't keep getting hurt if we just expected the worst.."
"Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means you are a strong person"
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2012-10-28, 08:22 PM #18The Lightbringer
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You sir, just made me laugh extremely hard. Originally Posted by Deadvolcanoes
As for strange things, some of this stuff is very hard to top.
There was that one time though that a Rhino tried to pea on me, true story. (seriously im not joking)
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2012-10-28, 08:25 PM #19The Lightbringer
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She will get drugged out, fuck you then later she will regret it, or some similar action.
She will then say you raped her, you'll get arrested, probably be able to plea it down and maybe get just probation become a sex offender, or you might get prison. Either way your life will be ruined by some druggie slut.
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2012-10-28, 08:26 PM #20Deleted Originally Posted by Bwutty
what kind of close minded idiot are you?
InfractedLast edited by Pendulous; 2012-10-28 at 09:22 PM.
