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    It's the middle of the night, you are home alone



    Let's just assume that this 'thing' has a little above average power of an actual wolf.


    I think I would just jump out the window or something, or if I had a gun, I would try to kill it.

    Stuff of nightmares.

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    That's easy; I don't have stairs.
    But I do have a box cutter knife beside my bed. I think i can get it in the eye and teach it a lesson.

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    I'd do the Cesar Millan "SHHH!" and watch how this thing would go into a calm submissive state.
    "You're messing with my zen thing, man!"

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    Well, the only stairway is in the kitchen, where we have a couple guns stashed, so I'd grab one of them, and shoot it. If that wasn't possible, I'd just shut the door, or throw a hammer we keep by the door at it. Or the tomahawk I have sitting in the living room. Or any of the other guns.

    Point is, if it's crawling up my stairs, it's doing it wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Well, the only stairway is in the kitchen, where we have a couple guns stashed, so I'd grab one of them, and shoot it. If that wasn't possible, I'd just shut the door, or throw a hammer we keep by the door at it. Or the tomahawk I have sitting in the living room. Or any of the other guns.

    Point is, if it's crawling up my stairs, it's doing it wrong.
    Living room is downstairs, how are you going to reach your tomahawk? :P

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    Something along the lines of this.

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    Before or after I shit my pants?

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    I will repeat my comment from this very thing on facebook: "Puppy!"

    As in, if I saw this crawling up my stairs (if there were any in the house that's more than 1 step), I would yell "puppy!" and tackle-hug it. Tackle-hug because it looks like it could withstand a 240-lb dude hitting it full force, unlike a real canine/lupine animal.

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    Well, considering I currently have a 7 foot long broadsword under my bed, and a bow in my closet, I think I may be able to fend it off
    Alternatively, I can sick my 95 pound chocolate lab and 90 pound german shepherd on it, and see how that goes.
    But, I'd definitely have to stare at it for a second and go, wtf is that?
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

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    I'd let my two dogs handle it, they're just as big

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    Living room is downstairs, how are you going to reach your tomahawk? :P
    The only staircase is in the kitchen, leading down to the basement, and it has a heavy door on it. So, by just walking through the kitchen and across the hallway, or back to my bedroom where the rifles are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pachycrocuta View Post
    I will repeat my comment from this very thing on facebook: "Puppy!"

    As in, if I saw this crawling up my stairs (if there were any in the house that's more than 1 step), I would yell "puppy!" and tackle-hug it. Tackle-hug because it looks like it could withstand a 240-lb dude hitting it full force, unlike a real canine/lupine animal.
    Are you Rodney then? o.0

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    Are you Rodney then? o.0
    Who's Rodney? Sorry if the reference flew over my head.

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    i run and wake my brother up, he grabs the 30-30, and we see how big of a hole is left in it's skull. then i report it to the science people. not the government.... the science people first. they ain't gonna cover this shit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pachycrocuta View Post
    Who's Rodney? Sorry if the reference flew over my head.
    http://www.quiterly.com/15815/you-ha...-or-youre-dead

    Some guy named Rodney also replied: Puppy!

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    i will use my silver-made fork!
    "We always knew that our rights can only be regained by force and that is why we have chosen the ammunition box instead of the ballot box"
    "الامة التي لا تحسن صناعة الموت لا تحسن صناعة الحياة"

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    Tell it to walk up the stairs properly, those steps are manky!
    Fly fast, stay low, hit hard.
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    i'd be more confused about stairs magically apearing in my flat^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluesftw View Post
    i'd be more confused about stairs magically apearing in my flat^^
    That's the entire point. He's a magical demon werewolf, that changes up your house, so that while you're confused, he can gnaw on your face.


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