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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    http://www.quiterly.com/15815/you-ha...-or-youre-dead

    Some guy named Rodney also replied: Puppy!
    Ah, nope. As if my confusion didn't confirm that I have a rather irrational non-fear of dogs, so that gives a little bit of a background on my comment. Will that non-fear get me killed one day? Quite possibly, but oh well.

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    I'm not fast or good at fighting, so I would have no chance at survival. I would attack its eyes or genitals (depending on the angle it attacks me).

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    I'd probably wonder why a person wearing a wolf mask and black body suit is in my nonexistent basement.

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    Given that I don't believe in monsters, I'd assume it's some asshole in a costume and proceed to beat him to death with my fists.
    "Once you stop caring what an arrogant, ignorant, idiotic little twat somewhere half-way across the world in a mouldy little basement with his mother yelling down at him to get off his arse and get a job is saying on the internet, you will find an immense calm overcome you. Suddenly the world will seem a brighter place and your mood will improve immediately."

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    I do exactly what these two did.

    Waaaaah this guy was mean to me! Waaaaaaaaah!

    I'm mean because you're stupid.

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    looks like i have the higher ground. i would kick the shit out of its face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medivhe View Post
    looks like i have the higher ground. i would kick the shit out of its face
    It would most probably just bite your leg....

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    This is sparta

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    i would pull down my pants and show him my ass. Hopefully that'd scare him away, if not ill probably have a chunk missing from my butt
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    Give up trying to understand her, women tend to handle problems with emotion rather than logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honzi View Post
    I'd do the Cesar Millan "SHHH!" and watch how this thing would go into a calm submissive state.
    That got a laugh.


    OT: I'd turn and run back to my room and barricade my door behind me, then try and fumble with my phone till my shaking hands have dialed the emergency number. :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    It would most probably just bite your leg....
    Well.. uh.. i dunno i would bite it back! considering it doesnt even look real. it doesn't have claws!

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    Depends how fast the fucker is. The only door in my house that doesn't have three locks on it is the one at the bottom of the stairs, so it will be hard to make a fast escape through any of the other doors. My bathroom door is pretty sturdy, so I might be able to lock myself in there, but there is no phone and I don't usually keep my cell nearby when I'm at home. I suppose my best bet is to run to my room and grab my hockey stick to use as a weapon, and maybe a can of Raid to use as mace.

  13. #33
    Fight it with my bare hands like a man or run like a little pussy , one or the other.

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    LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKINNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZ

    ^ Would be yelling this as i throw myself down the stairs to beat the crap out of it

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    there is a door between the stairs and the hallway... so I would lock it... and dunno, call police... 'some crazy guy in a wolf-costume is in my house...'

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    Step 1. Scream like a little girl

    Step 2. Run away

    Step 3. Cry like a little girl.

    Step 4. Who knows...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilmaniac View Post
    That's easy; I don't have stairs.
    But I do have a box cutter knife beside my bed. I think i can get it in the eye and teach it a lesson.
    So you don't have stairs and you still see something like that(With the stairs) at your house? How scary is that? xD
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    I would be more terrified of its ability to warp reality so that I suddenly have stairs.

    That's some Silent Hill shit right there. He might have bigger and scarier friends.
    Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
    You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

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    Let my dog fuck around with it while I go grab my gun.

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    To be honest? I'd back away, close the door (lock it, if possible) and apologize through the door on the off-chance that it understands what I say. Never know, it might escape and choose not to kill me one day because I was reasonable, nice and apologized. I'd then probably go sleep in the car.

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