"I'm watching you".
Ppl who do not believe in any god - what drives your normal life?
I feel i'd be killing people if i did not believe there's a slightest chance that i'd be puniched for that after life.
Just because so many deserves it
Don't blink, don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can imagine. Don't turn your head, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
The cliche (but needed one): "Stop having your way of worshipping me affect other people. YOU make YOUR choice, THEY make THEIRS."
The fun ones: "Of course you were an experiment!", "Here is how A Song of Ice and Fire ends: ", "First person to beat me in Mario Kart 64 is my next prophet!"
This isn't real, wake up.
He who sees his own doom can better avoid its path. He who sees the doom of others can deliver it.
I know alllllllllllllllll your secrets, you disgust me.
1 half of you are right, 1 half of you are wrong. Discuss.
Man I'm evil
I'd say: Grammar, bro. Capitalization is, for example, the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle Jack off the horse.
"I know what you did, and so does everyone else."
OT: I would say "Sup, y'all. God here. Just chillin'. Anybody ever get tired of stuff? Me too. Pass the blunt, George. Anyway, just wanted to say what's up. Catch some of you guys later! Peace."
I realize that's more than one sentence, but hey...I'm God.
I'm sorry I'm such a useless, condemning, self-righteous and sadistic asshole, so please tear down your houses of worship, cast down your holy men and forget I ever existed.
I accually is dolan.
"Dis hurt so bad. Like da time poop came out sideways." -Orc pup.