How do I get this creeper girl AWAY FROM ME?

[OneSent]

Hell, send her my way. I could use a creeper girl in my life right now.

[Shoridayo]

Telephones need an /ignore function.

Most of the newer ones do...

OT: Whoa, that chick is insane. Comes on super strong, then when you're obviously not a dick about not wanting her, she goes off.
AND THEN TEXTS YOU AGAIN LATER?!

If your phone has a block function, use it. If not, go to whatever your service provider is and tell them you want the number blocked.

Oh you can do what I do and just claim to be gay, or be a MASSIVE asshole until she leaves you alone.
Those are the dick options. They're much more fun.

[commanderbeatdown]

find out which political party she supports. then go on a rant using the other party's most insane rhetoric

I lol'd at this.

[Wynnyelle]

Turn it around and be creepy to her. It'll scare her off in no time flat.

[Strakha]

Tell her you have aids

[-Skye]

I'll have her.

[bobo333]

do you smoke? if so, tell her you're impotent, but would love for her to come round for a long cuddle and a chat about your pets

[Auloria]

Get a restraining order.

[Sahagin]

This topic is hilarious, I'll be sure to watch it closely.

[Deleted]

Ignore her, send a message saying that you want nothing with her, block her cellphone, if that doesn't work, go talk to her and tell her to get out of your life.

[Deleted]

Tell her u not interested in a fat stalker teenie.

[Deleted]

Sleep with her!

[Reeve]

My girlfriend's 24 and she's a hell of a lot more mature than the now 31 year old I was dating before her. I'd say individual variation swamps age as a general rule.

As a specific rule, you're right. As a general rule, no. As a general rule, 24 year old girls are still pretty immature, in my experience. There are absolutely exceptions, but you can't call exceptions the general rule.

[Tumadre80]

I knew I was gonna love this post and all of its contents!

Edit: Also, not being a racist but I noticed she said, "Hay boii" a couple times, is she black or just a racially confused white girl?

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Hell, send her my way. I could use a creeper girl in my life right now.

LOL! Omg still laughing, bahahahaha

[golahgk2]

HELP


Female Creeper 1:39 AM: You miss me don’t you?

Female Creeper 1:40AM: You want me to come over?

Me: (no response)

Female Creeper 1:45AM: Why aren’t you answering me Motherfucker!???!?$

Me: (no response)

Female Creeper 1:48AM: You are with another woman aren’t you?

Me 1:52AM: Yes, my girlfriend.

Female Creeper 1:55AM: That’s it, I’m coming after you!

Me: (Scared)

[smelltheglove]

HELP


Female Creeper 1:39 AM: You miss me don’t you?

Female Creeper 1:40AM: You want me to come over?

Me: (no response)

Female Creeper 1:45AM: Why aren’t you answering me Motherfucker!???!?$

Me: (no response)

Female Creeper 1:48AM: You are with another woman aren’t you?

Me 1:52AM: Yes, my girlfriend.

Female Creeper 1:55AM: That’s it, I’m coming after you!

Me: (Scared)

things were going great, then you had to go and do this. sigh

[koodledrum]

Tell her your bunny doesn't want boiled, no seriously that many text wow that's just special shit right there, tell her you were being NICE to try and make sure she didn't wind up in the news for being raped and or murdered, doesn't mean you like her just means you didn't want to be that guy at the party who knows he had a chance to make sure bitch got home safely but didn't do it.

Or tell her your GF is on the wrestling squad.

[Idrinkwhiterussians]

WOO! This got even juicier.

Pork em both.

[Tumadre80]

find out which political party she supports. then go on a rant using the other party's most insane rhetoric

This has provided me with a new perspective on life, thank you for providing me with the best possible human deterrent!

[smelltheglove]

This has provided me with a new perspective on life, thank you for providing me with the best possible human deterrent!

if you're not into politics enough to keep current with the rhetoric, abortion stance works too. and that rhetoric NEVER changes