(I was sleeping, only met her once, at a friend’s party, and I drove her home because she was drunk.)
Female Creeper 1:14 am: hiiii
Female Creeper 1:15 am: hey hey
Female Creeper 1:17 am: haiii boi
Female Creeper 1:19 am: hello?
Female Creeper 1:21 am: aw why do u hate me? i miss u
Female Creeper 1:21 am: u must be sleeping. if you were awake i know u would text me cuz you love me
Female Creeper 1:23 am: just text me when u are awake, i will just be here waiting for your response lol
Female Creeper 2:17 am: just want to let you know i’m thinking of u
Female Creeper 2:56 am: come one ben, just say something to me
Me 7:32 am: sorry I was sleeping. who is this?
Female Creeper 7:33 am: yayayayayayayayay! ur awake, i have been waiting for a text all night lol. it’s jenna from the party
Me 7:37 am: oh, hey. what’s up? (creeped out because I barely know her, but just wanted to be nice)
Female Creeper 7:37 am: not much, doing nothing but missing you lol
Me 7:39am: you barely know me. haha
Female Creeper 7.42 am: i know i dont know u very well, but this just feels so different. ever since we met i constantly think about u. the way your blue eyes sparkle in the moon. the touch of your soft skin when you helped me in the car. how nice u were to help me home. ur just so perfect for me. i hope im not being too forward, i just really like u. oh btw u smell nice too lol
Me 8:13 am: wow! thanks, i’m flattered. i hope i don’t sound rude or anything, but I just want to be honest and say i’m not interested. you seem really cool, and maybe we can be friends. but i don’t see you in that way. i’m sorry.
Female Creeper 8:14am: u are such a fucking ass. i honestly dont like you at all. and i take back what i said, u don’t even smell that good.
Me: (no response, creeped out but glad she is just going to leave me alone)
Female Creeper 3:31 pm: hey boi hey