Screw spiders!

[Celticmoon]

I hate toilet spiders, cuz you're already so vulnerable. Then, BAM! Fucking creepy looking bastard near the toilet paper or on the floor and scurrying around and shit, panicking. It's a closed space, your pants are down, it could be game over depending on the species! There you'll be, convulsing on the shitter, half empty because some horrible spider bastard ended you in what should be a moment of peace!

This made me laugh so hard, lol. So true.

[Keh]

Not a Camel, this ones clearly on the Marlboros!

[wimbo125]

I hate toilet spiders, cuz you're already so vulnerable. Then, BAM! Fucking creepy looking bastard near the toilet paper or on the floor and scurrying around and shit, panicking. It's a closed space, your pants are down, it could be game over depending on the species! There you'll be, convulsing on the shitter, half empty because some horrible spider bastard ended you in what should be a moment of peace!

You made me laugh! But you're right man, When a spider surprises me on the toilet I guess I'll be... scared shitless! *puts on sunglasses*

[TradewindNQ]

You made me laugh! But you're right man, When a spider surprises me on the toilet I guess I'll be... scared shitless! *puts on sunglasses*

My bathroom tends to get a lot of spiders because of it's proximity to the garage door, I take no pride in saying it but I have often pinched mid-loaf to awkwardly shuffle into the hallway to find a shoe to destroy some 3 inch wide 8 legged asshole who thought it was spider-day.

[wimbo125]

My bathroom tends to get a lot of spiders because of it's proximity to the garage door, I take no pride in saying it but I have often pinched mid-loaf to awkwardly shuffle into the hallway to find a shoe to destroy some 3 inch wide 8 legged asshole who thought it was spider-day.

Bring a shoe when you go to the toilet, or go for classic; a newspaper. But my solution is always Air Freshener + Lighter, I'm a bit of a pyro

[TradewindNQ]

Bring a shoe when you go to the toilet, or go for classic; a newspaper. But my solution is always Air Freshener + Lighter, I'm a bit of a pyro

I have sometimes resorted to a shampoo bottle, or any other object nearby. I do however recall in a park outhouse once, blasting it with piss.

[Flura]

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I have this one, its quite aggressive if u force them into a corner and it doesnt know what happens.
But usually when u just walk and the terrarium shackes a bit, she rushes in her nest/house.

Btw spiders dont eat human, they eat insects or smal birds/mice
if u harm them it just defends his life like every other creature

they dont crawl on u to bite u

take a box put it infront of it and touch it from behind(with a stick or whatever), take box outside

[RüneRS]

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I have this one, its quite aggressive if u force them into a corner and it doesnt know what happens.
But usually when u just walk and the terrarium shackes a bit, she rushes in her nest/house.

Btw spiders dont eat human, they eat insects or smal birds/mice
if u harm them it just defends his life like every other creature

they dont crawl on u to bite u

take a box put it infront of it and touch it from behind(with a stick or whatever), take box outside

Thats actually a nice looking spider
I saw some pick of a bleu tarantula once, I love those

But I will probably never touch 1 or come closer than a meter