"You are weak and lack self confidense, probably because you never had any friends as a child, your father was a drunk and your mother did not care enough for you. Your only real guardian was a grandparent who died early in a hit-and-run car accident. Now, the way this unfair universe treats you is too much to grasp. It makes you feel bad and you need to seek comfort in half-assed, self-made "facts"."
I am just as wrong in this statement as you are in yours. Now move on.