I've done both regrettable things I'd've rather sat back and not done, and sat back and watched whilst I probably should've gone and done something I'd've definitely regretted.
Former: chasing a girl during sixth form college when I knew it wouldn't ever work
Latter: not getting involved with an altercation between my mother and my stepfather.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Who is kara and why are all 10 of us going to "raid" her?
Crapping in the forest leads to chafing. You are not a bear.
Make mistakes; that's part of life.
Bronies are coming! Man the MGs and let em sing - Whiskymon
This seems like a great place to post my Three Rules For Life.
Rule 1: Don't fuck up.
Rule 2: If you violate Rule 1, correct immediately.
Rule 3: If Rule 2 is not possible, fail spectacularly.
If it ever reaches Rule 3 during raid, the correct response is "At least I got chicken."
If it ever reaches Rule 3 at your place of employment, don't bother showing up the next day. Or the day after. Or the day after that...
Originally Posted by Eurynome Rhade
no, there arent single ladies waiting to meet you in your area
when in doubt, masturbate, and if you get caught say you were just cleaning it and it went off
I see Stupid people!
Nothing good ever happens past 1am
Dont drink unless you want to surprise yourself
If the drinks are free, you probably dont want them
If the food is free, you definitely dont want it
Einstien trolled Newton so hard with general relativity
When you're in doubt:
Don't do it.
When you're certain of it: