Anyone got any good advice?

[Firebert]

to prevent stuff, don't do stuff

Doing nothing isn't always better than doing something you regret.

[Raybourne]

Doing nothing isn't always better than doing something you regret.

ok then to prevent bad stuff dont do bad stuff
to do good stuff do good stuff

have i done philosophee?

[Spectral]

Doing nothing isn't always better than doing something you regret.

I don't agree with this. I did some shit that was regrettable, yet I wouldn't really take it back.

[Firebert]

I don't agree with this. I did some shit that was regrettable, yet I wouldn't really take it back.

Note the "isn't always".

I've done both regrettable things I'd've rather sat back and not done, and sat back and watched whilst I probably should've gone and done something I'd've definitely regretted.

Former: chasing a girl during sixth form college when I knew it wouldn't ever work
Latter: not getting involved with an altercation between my mother and my stepfather.

[Spectral]

Note the "isn't always".

I've done both regrettable things I'd've rather sat back and not done, and sat back and watched whilst I probably should've gone and done something I'd've definitely regretted.

I misread you terribly and took the opposite meaning entirely. My bad!

[Henako]

You don't have it all figured out.
Never fight advice. Take it or don't, but don't fight it.
Ignore people that ask "why?" and not "why not?"

[Everything Nice]

There is only one lil' bit of advice I've acquired in my years that is worthy of being passed on to future generations:

Ketchup and Chocolate Milk goes with anything. Try it.

[Gibzombie]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

[Letmesleep]

Crapping in the forest leads to chafing. You are not a bear.

[damntree]

Make mistakes; that's part of life.

[Aceshigh]

There is only one lil' bit of advice I've acquired in my years that is worthy of being passed on to future generations:

Ketchup and Chocolate Milk goes with anything. Try it.

You're just awful

[Noobadin]

Always listen to your penis. It knows what's best for you.

[Omertocracy]

This seems like a great place to post my Three Rules For Life.

Rule 1: Don't fuck up.
Rule 2: If you violate Rule 1, correct immediately.
Rule 3: If Rule 2 is not possible, fail spectacularly.

If it ever reaches Rule 3 during raid, the correct response is "At least I got chicken."
If it ever reaches Rule 3 at your place of employment, don't bother showing up the next day. Or the day after. Or the day after that...

[DeadNotSleeping]

no, there arent single ladies waiting to meet you in your area

when in doubt, masturbate, and if you get caught say you were just cleaning it and it went off

[Spectral]

Never get high on your own supply.

[mypally]

Nothing good ever happens past 1am
Dont drink unless you want to surprise yourself
If the drinks are free, you probably dont want them
If the food is free, you definitely dont want it

[Netherfall]

Nothing we say is going to sink in, hit home, whatever the hell you decide to call it unless you experience it first hand, whether it be from your own mistakes or the mishaps of other people. Experience life for what it is, don't get answers from us as they vary wildly.

[Stir]

When you're in doubt:
Don't do it.

When you're certain of it:
Do it.

[Cadfuert]

fuck. Bacon.

If you are going to fuck bacon remember to fuck it after it has come off the animal or else you could go to prison and you really don't want to tell them your in their for shagging a pig.

[Bergtau]

What? Are you afraid of taking risks?

Stupid risks shouldn't be taken.