Just toss me a Nip filled knitted mouse. On a string.
Control the mouse. Control the kitten. Control the world.
Some of the problem you're having now I think is that there's no longer DST. The time in New York is as of this post about a quarter past midday (12:15) local time. Exactly to the minute two weeks ago, it was 13:15 though. Local time two weeks ago was EDT (although some mods wrongly wrote EST), while local time now is EST.
I've updated the morning message post with new time and also added CET (Central European Time) and AWST (Australian Western Standard Time). OP will be updated with link to morning message in a few hours.