Man behind Alabama Secession Petition mad his topless carwash got closed down.
Thought you all might get a kick out of reading about this. The man who started the Alabama Secession Petition started it because somehow his topless carwash being closed down in 2001 due to his state's anti obscenity laws is actually the federal government's fault. And somehow, mainly Obama's, actually.
Even the strippers in AL have to wear pasties. He was dumb, didn't look into state laws before starting his business, got shut down by local law enforcement, and now wants to blame the federal government. I guess "Obama ruined my business" is such a common excuse he assumes no one is going to look at the real reason (or year).