The Difference between Republicans and Democrats

[Jaylock]

Which side of the fence do you sit on?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test.

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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[Purlina]

Fair and balanced, like Fox News...

[Nadagast]

It's not healthy to identify so heavily with one team. It ruins your ability to think for yourself. Decide on the issues. Don't pick a team. Also, this is laughably biased.

[Symphonic]

A little (lot) over-generalized and biased, but I loved it! It also is mostly true of mmo-champion off-topic forum posters.

[TequilaFlavor]

Which side of the fence do you sit on?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test.

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

This seems a bit skewed towards the Republicans for me.

[Sorensen]

OP your post is completely wrong.

[Deleted]

This can only end well...

[Anakso]

Making a thread that just insults one side is not a good way to start a thread.

Closed.