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    Israel's List of Broken World Records

    Israel, a country the size of New Jersey can only claim to the following achievements:

    •Israel was established upon the ruins of another nation that it destroyed; Palestine.
    •Israel holds the world record in the number of towns & villages it ethnically cleansed (500+).
    •Israel holds the world record in the number of refugees it deported (4 million+).
    •Israel holds the world record in the number of homes it demolished (60 thousand+).
    •Israel is the country with the highest record of UN condemnation (500+ times).
    •Israel is the country with the highest number of protective US Security council vetoes (100+ times).
    •Israel has killed more innocent civilians per capita than any other country (50 thousand+).
    •Israel has imprisoned more civilians per capita than any other country (250 thousand+).
    •Israel has rendered more innocent civilians handicapped per capita than any other country (50 thousand+).
    •Israel has injured more innocent civilians per capita than any other country (200 thousand+).
    •Israel has only two countries to defend its policies in the United Nations these countries are America & Micronesia The population for Micronesia as of June 2008 is only 108000.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that denies the right of return of refugees.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that still occupies a whole other country & parts of two other countries.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly steals the water of its neighbors.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that has legalized home demolishing as a method of collective punishment.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that uproots trees as a method of collective punishment.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that deliberately targets civilian infrastructure and justifies it.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that legalized assassination.
    •Israel stands unique in using human shields in military operations.
    •Israel is the only one that has legalized torture.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that builds illegal settlements in occupied lands.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly jails activists without trial.
    •According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel has created the highest number of checkpoints.
    •According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel holds the world record in the number of curfew its installed on the Palestinians.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints deny women access to hospitals, they give birth alone and babies usually die.
    •Israel is exceptional in being the only country on Earth whose checkpoints denies patients access to hospitals, and they end up dying.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints are where wedding parades come to an end.
    •Israel is the only country on Earth who checkpoints school children, denies them access to school, and puts an end to their classes.
    •Israel is one of two countries that, against International Law, use cluster bombs and depleted uranium bombs America is the other. what a surprise huh?.
    •Israel holds the world record in the number of soldiers refusing to serve in the army.
    •Israel despite being a rich country, receives the highest financial aid, more than the sum aid to all sub-Saharan Africa!.

    Achievement level.... Over 9000!

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    This makes you seem pro-Palestine!

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    'Merica backs them up. Freedom and democracy, yo!

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    Think me a monster, I don't care. From my perspective, I don't care who "wins", I just wish one side would just completely get rid of the other so we Europeans don't need to deal with the fallout of this retarded conflict. Thanks a lot, Sir Balfour... Why oh good gods WHY did you ever think giving that piece of land over was a good idea?

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    /care

    Though seriously, they don't deserve any of my taxpayer money and it's kind of absurd that we send so much of it over there when there's so much good it could do in the country that I fucking live and pay my fucking taxes in.

    I don't care who's "right", it shouldn't be my problem. Leave them to kill each other and rot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gankyspanky View Post
    This makes you seem pro-Palestine!
    I'm merely stating facts. They paint a quite obvious picture, don't day?
    A wrong deed remains a wrong deed regardless from who did it.

    ---------- Post added 2012-11-22 at 10:14 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyduke View Post
    Thanks a lot, Sir Balfour... Why oh good gods WHY did you ever think giving that piece of land over was a good idea?
    That's what happens when you give something you don't own to someone who has no rights to it what so ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d00mhammers View Post
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    I'm not even going to start listing how many of these are flat false, its a waste of time. Not only is it made up, you stole it from somewhere else.

    http://zuhayer.wordpress.com/2010/05...s/#comment-306

    It's clear that you are someone that has already been banned giving this being your 1st post. So tell us, who are you really?

    Just a couple of your false claims are listed below:

    Palestine was never a 'nation'.
    Guiness Books of World Records has no record for 'checkpoints' http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...x?q=checkpoint
    Guiness Book of World records has no records for 'curfews'
    http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/....aspx?q=curfew
    Last edited by Haarvald; 2012-11-22 at 10:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gankyspanky View Post
    This makes you seem pro-Palestine!
    "Jews! I know you're god's 'Chosen People' and the rest of us are just whatever, but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it that doesn't make them antisemitic. And for the record, your troubled history is not a license to act with impunity now.”
    -Marcus Brigstocke

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    @OP
    Those facts paint a picture that no one should fuck with Israel. Those are some stone cold sons of bitches! Especially since America and Micronesia have their backs. I hope Israel gets every last one of those pussy ass terrorist Hamas bitches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haarvald View Post
    I'm not even going to start listing how many of these are flat false, its a waste of time, its clear that you are someone that has already been banned giving this being your 1st post. So tell us, who are you really?



    Just a couple of your false claims are listed below:

    Palestine was never a 'nation'.
    Guiness Books of World Records has no record for 'checkpoints' http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...x?q=checkpoint
    It also has no record for 'speed', does that mean there are no records involving speed (both the drug and the distance traveled over an amount of time)?

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    We don't need a thread like this, especially to say that Israel is a bad country.


    If anyone wants to talk about the current events that are happening in Israel, you can always use this thread.

    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...t-fire-resumes

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