Okay, time for some for "counter-commenting":
Also the "random ult" was because I managed to press R instead of E! That was like "oh god why". I told the Teemo "you didn't see that!". That was just... wow.
Rumble is definitely one of my most experienced tops, so ironing out my mistakes is something I would like to do. Thanks for your comment!
On red: I was thinking of stealing Malphite's red, but he really took a lot of time to get there and I got really nervous. Hence why I ended up wasting a lot of time.
I always, for some reason, forget to buy HoG/Philo Stone on more "aggressive" junglers. I always think "Wriggles/Phage LOL!" and then realize my mistake once I've bought the other items. D'oh!
But yeah, all I can say to defend myself is that I picked him in a rush, and he's not a jungler I am experienced with, so I only picked items I thought would be good (and I say "thought" very loosely here). I have experience as a jungler overall, but I am not experienced as Darius.
However, the tunnel-vision, map presence and teamwork comments are greatly appreciated. I realize my mistakes now that you mention them. I didn't mull over them at the time since I was really, really annoyed at the Nidalee in our game. She was complaining a LOT.
So yeah, thanks to both of you. I really appreciate your comments. And I think it's great that you guys are doing this. You have my respect.