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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    I disagree.

    I do not see, like 0% flaw in that picture.

    What is wrong with everybody to hate that picture?
    First pic people are speaking about is now the second pic in the OP, he edited it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    First pic people are speaking about is now the second pic in the OP, he edited it.
    Oooh like that.

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    Nope don't dip your pen in the company ink my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliant Poster View Post
    To the OP: OF COURSE YOU SHOULD

    1) She's a porn star. When are you ever gonna have a chance to date a porn star again?
    2) She's not OMGHOT, but I'll tentatively give her a 7/10 based on that first picture (need to see her whole body for an accurate rating)
    3) A girl who's 7/10 is worth pursuing even if she isn't a porn star
    4) She's already into you, so there's no risk of immediate rejection if you're the kind of person who's afraid of that thing
    5) Did I mention she's a porn star? I hear they're good at sex

    If you don't at least give her your best effort, you are basically saying fuck you to all of us who don't meet porn stars on a regular basis. I will personally be disappointed.

    Edit: OK I saw the second picture, and at worst she's a 6/10. Still worth pursuing even without the porn star title. With the porn star title, you'd still be an asshole if you don't.
    Yeah, I just quoted myself. My post needs to be seen by the OP.

    To everyone saying don't date a coworker, hello, SHE'S A PORN STAR. She probably won't be working at retail for much longer if he career takes off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    Yeah, I just quoted myself. My post needs to be seen by the OP.

    To everyone saying don't date a coworker, hello, SHE'S A PORN STAR. She probably won't be working at retail for much longer if he career takes off.
    Which only means that a lot of other men had their dick in her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nindoriel View Post
    Which only means that a lot of other men had their dick in her.
    Guess what: if you're over the age of 18, you're not gonna be deflowering many virgins any time soon. If the thought of a chick having sex with multiple guys who aren't you grosses you out, you probably shouldn't have sex with anyone.

    I like sluts. They've had the most practice. (Doesn't mean they're always good, but someone who's had sex 1000 times is gonna be better than someone who's had sex 50 times).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    Guess what: if you're over the age of 18, you're not gonna be deflowering many virgins any time soon. If the thought of a chick having sex with multiple guys who aren't you grosses you out, you probably shouldn't have sex with anyone.

    I like sluts. They've had the most practice. (Doesn't mean they're always good, but someone who's had sex 1000 times is gonna be better than someone who's had sex 50 times).
    Somewhere between a virgin and a porn star there must be some middle ground. I don't have a problem with having sex with a girl who has had sex with other guys, that's ridiculous. But there's a difference between having a normal sex life and being used as a cum container on a regular basis. Cool if you like sluts. I bet they're experienced. Having a lot of sex will definitely give you a lot of experience. It'll also give you STDs and will wear out your private parts. So enjoy.

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    Since when does being a porn star mean they are fantastic at having sex?

    I'm guessing there are a lot of people here who have no idea how porn is often done. Let's just say you don't want to have sex like they do -- it's often uncomfortable, requires several takes, and you are being given direction on where to do what and what to say and how loud to moan. Not to mention the lighting guy, mic guy, and who knows who else right up in your business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nindoriel View Post
    Somewhere between a virgin and a porn star there must be some middle ground. I don't have a problem with having sex with a girl who has had sex with other guys, that's ridiculous. But there's a difference between having a normal sex life and being used as a cum container on a regular basis. Cool if you like sluts. I bet they're experienced. Having a lot of sex will definitely give you a lot of experience. It'll also give you STDs and will wear out your private parts. So enjoy.
    Porn stars get tested constantly for STDs. They keep themselves clean because if they get a disease they don't get paid. If anything, having sex with a porn star is the safest sex you can have. Plus it takes years and years of doing porn and actual prostitution to wear out your "private parts". This chick the OP is talking about is on her way into the industry, not on her way out.

    Since when does being a porn star mean they are fantastic at having sex?

    I'm guessing there are a lot of people here who have no idea how porn is often done. Let's just say you don't want to have sex like they do -- it's often uncomfortable, requires several takes, and you are being given direction on where to do what and what to say and how loud to moan. Not to mention the lighting guy, mic guy, and who knows who else right up in your business.
    It doesn't mean she's fantastic at sex, but her level of experience automatically puts her above 90% of the female population. You also know for a fact that she puts out before you even go on a date with her. And you get to tell all your friends that you banged a porn star. Seriously, how are people disagreeing with me???
    Last edited by Neazy; 2012-11-27 at 10:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    Porn stars get tested constantly for STDs. They keep themselves clean because if they get a disease they don't get paid. If anything, having sex with a porn star is the safest sex you can have. Plus it takes years and years of doing porn and actual prostitution to wear out your "private parts". This chick the OP is talking about is on her way into the industry, not on her way out.



    It doesn't mean she's fantastic at sex, but her level of experience automatically puts her above 90% of the female population. You also know for a fact that she puts out before you even go on a date with her. And you get to tell all your friends that you banged a porn star. Seriously, how are people disagreeing with me???
    Go ahead and risk it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nindoriel View Post
    Go ahead and risk it then.
    I so would if porn stars lived in New York.

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    I almost banged a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader once. We went out and she told me how she was trying out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. I banged her, but she didn't make the squad - got cut.
    I don't know if that's cooler than bangin' a porn star - but its still my 'almost banged a NFL cheerleader' story that I get to share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    Porn stars get tested constantly for STDs.
    You clearly haven't read the whole thread. One word -- Herpes.

    Seriously, how are people disagreeing with me???
    How many porn stars have you slept with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenonis View Post
    You clearly haven't read the whole thread. One word -- Herpes.
    If she had herpes she would not be a porn star. She would be a former porn star with herpes.

    How many porn stars have you slept with?
    0, but only because I haven't had the opportunity. If I ever meet a porn star I'd do everything in my power to make it happen. Except rape her. That's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    If she had herpes she would not be a porn star. She would be a former porn star with herpes.
    Yup, didn't read the thread.



    0, but only because I haven't had the opportunity. If I ever meet a porn star I'd do everything in my power to make it happen. Except rape her. That's just wrong.
    Well I hope you get the chance. Mainly so you can discover what I did -- the fantasy is way way way way better than the reality. What a letdown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenonis View Post
    Yup, didn't read the thread.
    You're implying that there are working porn stars with incurable STDs? Tell me how you would know that.

    Well I hope you get the chance. Mainly so you can discover what I did -- the fantasy is way way way way better than the reality. What a letdown.
    Doesn't matter if she's bad or not. Even if the sex sucks you still get to tell your friends that you banged a porn star and notch that one under your belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    You're implying that there are working porn stars with incurable STDs? Tell me how you would know that.



    Doesn't matter if she's bad or not. Even if the sex sucks you still get to tell your friends that you banged a porn star and notch that one under your belt.
    http://www.thebody.com/cgi-bin/bbs/s...d&Number=47929

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    There's a reason all those infections are from the 90s. They didn't have the testing protocol they do now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    Doesn't matter if she's bad or not. Even if the sex sucks you still get to tell your friends that you banged a porn star and notch that one under your belt.
    Yeah, might impress 16 year olds. Doesn't really wow people who are grown up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neazy View Post
    There's a reason all those infections are from the 90s. They didn't have the testing protocol they do now.
    There was a well-known porn star who just recently caught AIDS, forgot her name though.

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