Make your own RL patch notes!
- Some third world countries have been revamped, it should be much more pleasant now.
- Shitty beers have been removed.
- Annoying people now get a debuff when they get too out of hand. - 50% Physical strenght for 15 minutes.
- We revamped The Netherlands, weed should be much more easy to acquire now.
- Winters have been changed slightly in The Netherlands, it should be 10% warmer at all times now.
- Bad cops have been leashed, should you antagonize one bear in mind they now run back to their police car when going too far.
- Fat people have been revamped, complaints about less stamina and less movement speed have forced us to make the changes. Every human is thin now.
Foods, drinks and beers:
- The alcohol percentage in beer has changed from 5,0% to 5,1%.
- Bacon is now required in every meal to be able to eat.
- Monster Energy has been revamped because of some forum complaints, it should now taste less chemical.
- Chicken should now provide 3,5% more protein per 100 gram.
- Water should now keep you sustained 2% longer per 100 ml.
- Brocolli is now 50% more healthy.
Wars, weapons and violence:
- The wars in the Middle East have been stopped.
- Japan and Poland are now at war.
- AK47's should now be harder to acquire.
- The Taliban organization has been nerfed by 20% to compensate for the American changes
- The American Forces receive a 20% nerf on research and technology because we found the technology too advanced.
- Canadians now have a buff when fighting against Americans as a compensation for all the jokes. +30% Physical strenght and dexterity.
Any people have more patch notes to add?
Bear in mind I made most changes just randomly and just thought of them on the spot.