What if the CEO of Pepsi pops out of a bush and says he'll stop producing Pepsi unless you can eat the entire bowl of Spaghetti he happened to have with him? Would you be all like "nooo, I cant pick up ze spaghetti, I only brought a spoon". Well done. Pro. No more pepsi for anyone. Would you like to live in this world you've created, Kumduh? Could you?
There's only one problem with this. I live in Atlanta, so I don't think I've ever even seen a real can/bottle of Pespi, leading me to say Yes, Yes I could live in a world like that, because I already do. That just means someone else would have to fill in commercial gap on the Super Bowl. Also, you just need to work on your spoon skills.