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I eat mine on the "top" of the fork, usually with some sweetcorn and potato on the fork too, and they gotta have gravy on them.
The front (or top) of the fork is the bit that's curved like the bowl of a spoon, to aid in the retention of food during delivery to the mouth.
The back/bottom is the other side