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    Quote Originally Posted by Decagon View Post
    Why's that, Fling?
    1. I find a good spot with not too many people too fend of zombies, I get picked to be a zombie

    2. I find a good spot to fend off zombies but have shit luck getting to it, don't get picked to be a zombie but can't get to a spot so I get killed by a zombie in the process.

    3. I get to a good spot and don't get picked to be a zombie, too many people and one idiot always stands too close to an edge then gets knifed by a zombie then turns around and knifes the rest of us.

    4. I get to a good spot and work on a barricade, too many people in the spot shoot the barricade as well and fuck it up leaving us with no barricade and we all get knifed.

    5. I get to a good spot with not too many people and everything works good, the server lags and we are unable to fend off the zombie attack.

    6. I get chosen to be a zombie, all humans find perfect spots and zombies can't get to them = 5 minutes of frustration.


    All of those scenarios multiple times all day long.

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    11:38 PM - Test Subject 0: =___= i bet you chickened out...
    11:38 PM - Decagon: Was that a surprise? :P
    11:39 PM - Test Subject 0: no... not really

    Sometimes I wish I wasn't so predictable.


    The game hates you, Fling. Whenever you're in a good position, the game makes you a zombie or human based on what would mess you up the most!

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    Christ!

    Now on an escape map I get turned into a zombie and instead of the humans getting to the end to detonate the bomb to win the game they are just spawn camping. The round before that the zombies just raped the humans right off the bat, of course I was a human at that time.

    It just doesn't end. The gaming gods are just fucking me in the ass with a cactus.



    I'm so angry I could punch a bunny right in it's stupid bunny face.

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    Punch deca!

    * flings deca to pOO


    i'll pay for your hospital bill!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pOO flinger View Post
    Christ!

    Now on an escape map I get turned into a zombie and instead of the humans getting to the end to detonate the bomb to win the game they are just spawn camping. The round before that the zombies just raped the humans right off the bat, of course I was a human at that time.

    It just doesn't end. The gaming gods are just fucking me in the ass with a cactus.



    I'm so angry I could punch a bunny right in it's stupid bunny face.
    Oh my, bad night indeed. 0.o

    I hate it when crap like that happens.

    Bloody, Fling likely weighs twice what I do, I don't think there would be a hospital bill, it would almost certainly be a funeral bill.

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    I can only go 50/50 on a funeral bill, I have caused and paid for way to many deaths in the past 3 years. not including that shallow grave I dug for the hooker I killed.

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    The last round I just played I kicked ass so that kinda makes up for the 3 million shitty games I had earlier

    ---------- Post added 2013-02-16 at 11:21 PM ----------

    You dug a grave for the hooker you killed? I usually toss them into a well.

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    One of these days, when I have money, I am going to order a pizza online and have it delivered to a random PvM'ers house.
    Click the picture

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    I usually keep them.

    Well, that sounded creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decagon View Post
    I usually keep them.

    Well, that sounded creepy.
    Do you feed them to an animal or just let them decompose?


    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Do eeeet, I'd like a meatlovers pizza from dominos or pizza hut!

    +32
    I like your style.

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    I'll take a cheese pizza from dominoes..

    Wait no one delivers out here


    Also hell yes that hoe was full of Std's Foxxy usualy eat the hookers afterwards but this one was a no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pOO flinger View Post
    + 33


    Do you feed them to an animal or just let them decompose?
    Other.

    + 34 OMG A NUMBER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    +35


    Look at it, look at ze number, holy shit.
    + 36

    They're everywhere! Run!

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    + 37

    I'm a fox I eat deca's hookers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    I'll take a cheese pizza from dominoes..
    Wait no one delivers out here
    Move to Missoula, Billings, or an area with a population more than 10 people

    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    Also hell yes that hoe was full of Std's Foxxy usualy eat the hookers afterwards but this one was a no.
    Dec tried to feed you diseased hooker? Shame on him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Decagon View Post
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    + 34 OMG A NUMBER!
    Lol. Is it best that I not ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    +35
    Look at it, look at ze number, holy shit.
    It's beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pOO flinger View Post
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    Move to Missoula, Billings, or an area with a population more than 10 people


    Dec tried to feed you diseased hooker? Shame on him.


    Lol. Is it best that I not ask?

    ---------- Post added 2013-02-16 at 11:53 PM ----------


    It's beautiful!
    But...but, I just wanted to give the Fox some foods!

    It's probably best one does not ask.

    Night, Hastings!

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    Don't sleep, you must procrastinate!


    This happened to me at the store earlier.


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    That happens ALL THE DAMN TIME. It's alright when it happens with hot ladies though, which it seems to do almost all the time.

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    i love you you always have to pretend that did not just happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decagon View Post
    That happens ALL THE DAMN TIME. It's alright when it happens with hot ladies though, which it seems to do almost all the time.
    It rarely happens to me with hot women

    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    i love you you always have to pretend that did not just happen.
    Ya, it's just so awkward and embarrassing.

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