Varian and Tyrande Get Hitched. A Greymane Story

[GennGreymane]

In the cathedral of light A very families blood elf, who is a Bishop is spouting holy hymns, and set backs. The Cathedral is filling with the various citizens of Azeroth as the war in Pandaria has been put aside for a single day, so both alliance and horde can celebrate this joyful occasion. It has been only a few weeks since the High Priestess of the Moon and the High King of the alliance had a positive interaction with each other leading to a torrent love affair and a holy matrimony.

Two weeks prior:

Varian: GEEEEEENNNNNN!

Genn: What...is it....Varian

Varian: Can you be my best man?

Genn: What!?

Varian: Yeah me and Tyrande really hit it off, She just divorced with Malfurion and now we will be married in two weeks!

Genn: That..... you had one conversation......

Varian: Yeah totally hit that. I told Auduin a few days ago. He said he had to go hide something from under his mattress, something about 2 night elves 1 trogg

Genn: Well.... sure I will be the best man

two weeks later. The wedding day.

Malfurion: THAT WHORE...HIC BITCH MOTHER BACKSTABBIN!.... hic....hic

Garrosh: He's seen beeter days right honey?

Trassk: Thats right dear

Garrosh: Alright so I planted the....

Trassk: you war mongering monster you! you planted another mana bomb right?

Garrosh: No I planted a tree in honor of the event

Kael'bishop: We are gathered here today to bring these two in holy matrimony. Both Varian and Tyrande HAVE CAUSED ME MY SET BACKS! I mean have written vows they will now read

Varian: *hmm hmm* I totally will be hitting that tonight.

Tyrande: *hmm hmm* Hes twice the man Malfurion ever was. Malfruion loved trees more than me..... in more ways than one.

Malfurion: I HATE YOU! WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO ILLIDAN! WHY DID I CALL DIBS!

Kael'Bishop: WIll the best man say anything?

Genn: yeah whose that hot piece of blood elf ass over there

Lor'themar: for the last time I am a male!

Genn: Shut your mouth women

Lor'themar: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING AND I AM NOT A WOMEN!

Sylvanas: Shut your mouth *she screamed across the continent*

Lor'themar: YES SIR!

Kael'bishop: with the power vested in THE SUN WELL..... i mean me..... i now pronounce you

Trassak: WAIT! I CANNOT CONTAIN THIS ANY LONGER!

Garrosh: what is it honey?

Trassk: I must do this *grabs Garrosh and throws him at the tree that he had planted killing Garrosh by impalement*

Garrosh: *respawns* So what did you say honey? Cookies tonight?

Trassk: Yes honey, looove you!

Kael'bishop: Alright now then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the NIGHT ELF SCUM! i mean bride

*Varian and Tyrande kiss with such pent up aggression and passion that Malfurion had summoned the ancients in order to exact his revenge.*

Malfurion: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Kael'bishop: stop it

Malfurion: *blacks out from drinking mead from Ironforge*

*later that night*

Lor'themar theron is seen leaving a guest room in the Stormwind palace where Genn Greymane is just waking up

Genn: Where you going sexy?

Fin

[Boricha]

That was hilarious yet disturbing

[Trassk]

ah ha ha ha... ha..

I'd never say honey.

[Resentful]

That was so wrong on so many levels Grey

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

It was okay, but not great because I could not find the line "Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togefa today."

[Immitis]

lol lor'themar and genn O-O

[Haven]

What the hell have I just read?

[GennGreymane]

What the hell have I just read?

my insanity

[Eruionmel]

Please, for the love of God, spellcheck and grammarcheck yourself.

[Penguintamer]

After having read this

[FreePies]

50 shades of Greymane /clap

[GennGreymane]

poker face is a perfect way to experience this

and yes freepies, i love the pun

[LilSaihah]

I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.

[Deleted]

I'm at a loss for words.

[GennGreymane]

I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.

well it was upon his request he kill garrosh

[Trassk]

I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.

I didn't have much choice in the matter. He pm'd me saying either I agree to it or he'll make worgen booboos... I dunno what a worgen booboo entails.. a fat worgen girl with pigtails?

[GennGreymane]

I didn't have much choice in the matter. He pm'd me saying either I agree to it or he'll make worgen booboos... I dunno what a worgen booboo entails.. a fat worgen girl with pigtails?

no it was an orc booboo i think her name is thrally boo boo

[Trassk]

Poor Genny Boo boo, he no sell his gogo <not worgen blood> juice.

[GennGreymane]

Poor Genny Boo boo, he no sell his gogo <not worgen blood> juice.

I know her earning potential was enormous! but thralls daughter is an orc.... cant be made into a worgen

[Trassk]

Genn stop checking on baby orcs genders, the DSPPO (Durotanian Society for the Prevention of Peeking on Orcs) will arrest you again.