In the cathedral of light A very families blood elf, who is a Bishop is spouting holy hymns, and set backs. The Cathedral is filling with the various citizens of Azeroth as the war in Pandaria has been put aside for a single day, so both alliance and horde can celebrate this joyful occasion. It has been only a few weeks since the High Priestess of the Moon and the High King of the alliance had a positive interaction with each other leading to a torrent love affair and a holy matrimony.
Two weeks prior:
Genn: What...is it....Varian
Varian: Can you be my best man?
Varian: Yeah me and Tyrande really hit it off, She just divorced with Malfurion and now we will be married in two weeks!
Genn: That..... you had one conversation......
Varian: Yeah totally hit that. I told Auduin a few days ago. He said he had to go hide something from under his mattress, something about 2 night elves 1 trogg
Genn: Well.... sure I will be the best man
two weeks later. The wedding day.
Malfurion: THAT WHORE...HIC BITCH MOTHER BACKSTABBIN!.... hic....hic
Garrosh: He's seen beeter days right honey?
Trassk: Thats right dear
Garrosh: Alright so I planted the....
Trassk: you war mongering monster you! you planted another mana bomb right?
Garrosh: No I planted a tree in honor of the event
Kael'bishop: We are gathered here today to bring these two in holy matrimony. Both Varian and Tyrande HAVE CAUSED ME MY SET BACKS! I mean have written vows they will now read
Varian: *hmm hmm* I totally will be hitting that tonight.
Tyrande: *hmm hmm* Hes twice the man Malfurion ever was. Malfruion loved trees more than me..... in more ways than one.
Malfurion: I HATE YOU! WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO ILLIDAN! WHY DID I CALL DIBS!
Kael'Bishop: WIll the best man say anything?
Genn: yeah whose that hot piece of blood elf ass over there
Lor'themar: for the last time I am a male!
Genn: Shut your mouth women
Lor'themar: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING AND I AM NOT A WOMEN!
Sylvanas: Shut your mouth *she screamed across the continent*
Lor'themar: YES SIR!
Kael'bishop: with the power vested in THE SUN WELL..... i mean me..... i now pronounce you
Trassak: WAIT! I CANNOT CONTAIN THIS ANY LONGER!
Garrosh: what is it honey?
Trassk: I must do this *grabs Garrosh and throws him at the tree that he had planted killing Garrosh by impalement*
Garrosh: *respawns* So what did you say honey? Cookies tonight?
Trassk: Yes honey, looove you!
Kael'bishop: Alright now then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the NIGHT ELF SCUM! i mean bride
*Varian and Tyrande kiss with such pent up aggression and passion that Malfurion had summoned the ancients in order to exact his revenge.*
Malfurion: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Kael'bishop: stop it
Malfurion: *blacks out from drinking mead from Ironforge*
*later that night*
Lor'themar theron is seen leaving a guest room in the Stormwind palace where Genn Greymane is just waking up
Genn: Where you going sexy?