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    Varian and Tyrande Get Hitched. A Greymane Story

    In the cathedral of light A very families blood elf, who is a Bishop is spouting holy hymns, and set backs. The Cathedral is filling with the various citizens of Azeroth as the war in Pandaria has been put aside for a single day, so both alliance and horde can celebrate this joyful occasion. It has been only a few weeks since the High Priestess of the Moon and the High King of the alliance had a positive interaction with each other leading to a torrent love affair and a holy matrimony.

    Two weeks prior:

    Varian: GEEEEEENNNNNN!

    Genn: What...is it....Varian

    Varian: Can you be my best man?

    Genn: What!?

    Varian: Yeah me and Tyrande really hit it off, She just divorced with Malfurion and now we will be married in two weeks!

    Genn: That..... you had one conversation......

    Varian: Yeah totally hit that. I told Auduin a few days ago. He said he had to go hide something from under his mattress, something about 2 night elves 1 trogg

    Genn: Well.... sure I will be the best man

    two weeks later. The wedding day.

    Malfurion: THAT WHORE...HIC BITCH MOTHER BACKSTABBIN!.... hic....hic

    Garrosh: He's seen beeter days right honey?

    Trassk: Thats right dear

    Garrosh: Alright so I planted the....

    Trassk: you war mongering monster you! you planted another mana bomb right?

    Garrosh: No I planted a tree in honor of the event

    Kael'bishop: We are gathered here today to bring these two in holy matrimony. Both Varian and Tyrande HAVE CAUSED ME MY SET BACKS! I mean have written vows they will now read

    Varian: *hmm hmm* I totally will be hitting that tonight.

    Tyrande: *hmm hmm* Hes twice the man Malfurion ever was. Malfruion loved trees more than me..... in more ways than one.

    Malfurion: I HATE YOU! WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO ILLIDAN! WHY DID I CALL DIBS!

    Kael'Bishop: WIll the best man say anything?

    Genn: yeah whose that hot piece of blood elf ass over there

    Lor'themar: for the last time I am a male!

    Genn: Shut your mouth women

    Lor'themar: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING AND I AM NOT A WOMEN!

    Sylvanas: Shut your mouth *she screamed across the continent*

    Lor'themar: YES SIR!

    Kael'bishop: with the power vested in THE SUN WELL..... i mean me..... i now pronounce you

    Trassak: WAIT! I CANNOT CONTAIN THIS ANY LONGER!

    Garrosh: what is it honey?

    Trassk: I must do this *grabs Garrosh and throws him at the tree that he had planted killing Garrosh by impalement*

    Garrosh: *respawns* So what did you say honey? Cookies tonight?

    Trassk: Yes honey, looove you!

    Kael'bishop: Alright now then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the NIGHT ELF SCUM! i mean bride

    *Varian and Tyrande kiss with such pent up aggression and passion that Malfurion had summoned the ancients in order to exact his revenge.*

    Malfurion: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

    Kael'bishop: stop it

    Malfurion: *blacks out from drinking mead from Ironforge*

    *later that night*

    Lor'themar theron is seen leaving a guest room in the Stormwind palace where Genn Greymane is just waking up

    Genn: Where you going sexy?

    Fin

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    That was hilarious yet disturbing

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    ah ha ha ha... ha..

    I'd never say honey.

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    That was so wrong on so many levels Grey

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    lol lor'themar and genn O-O
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    What the hell have I just read?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haven View Post
    What the hell have I just read?
    my insanity

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    Please, for the love of God, spellcheck and grammarcheck yourself.
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    For the love of god Genn... That was fantastic. WTB more!


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    50 shades of Greymane /clap

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    poker face is a perfect way to experience this

    and yes freepies, i love the pun

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    I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.

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    I'm at a loss for words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSaihah View Post
    I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.
    well it was upon his request he kill garrosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSaihah View Post
    I thought Trassk felt a bit forced.
    I didn't have much choice in the matter. He pm'd me saying either I agree to it or he'll make worgen booboos... I dunno what a worgen booboo entails.. a fat worgen girl with pigtails?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    I didn't have much choice in the matter. He pm'd me saying either I agree to it or he'll make worgen booboos... I dunno what a worgen booboo entails.. a fat worgen girl with pigtails?
    no it was an orc booboo i think her name is thrally boo boo

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    Poor Genny Boo boo, he no sell his gogo <not worgen blood> juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Poor Genny Boo boo, he no sell his gogo <not worgen blood> juice.
    I know her earning potential was enormous! but thralls daughter is an orc.... cant be made into a worgen

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