I remember the first time I strolled into the pony thread. It was a bright and early summer day during the evening on the forty-eleventh of Junly. I had walked in and reluctantly posted regarding my desire to possibly watching the weird-ass pony show these people spoke so highly off. But as my post on quantum mechanics slowly drifted back in the pages, I realized that this thread moved nothing short of light speed. Even though the thread may have moved at the speed of sound, I still found myself drawn to it, almost like a moth to a flame. Maybe the thread sucking me in like a vacuum back then is the reason I'm here today, seeing all your beautiful faces still and I couldn't be any happier, thank you for being some of the best fillies around.
While you colts may have been mean to me at times, I know we could always look back on our issues and laugh, because we knew we'd always stay friends. We knew that it didn't matter that we hated eachothers' guts for eternity, we still had to tolerate eachother because mods. Even with the more prolific posters keeping the order in an orderly manner, I was always scared, so I stuck to lurking. Posting as much as I could proved to be difficult but I knew you always had my back and not in the overly erotic sense. Lewd as you may have been to me, you guys were still my favorite community on the site. Nevertheless, even though I didn't like you as much as chat thread people, we still managed to have fun times and still do to this day.
That counts as 10 lines, right.