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  1. 2012-12-03, 07:46 AM #1
    Omgodzilla
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    I caught my brother mating with someone

    He mounted the female and initiated a bizarre mating ritual. I glanced upon them with fascination at first since I did not comprehend what was happening. Then I realized they were engaging in coitus. I roared in fury and charged towards them. My brother stopped fornicating once he noticed me approaching him and backed away. I roared once more and he made a submissive gesture. He, being the subordinate male had no choice but to run away in shame.

    The female was getting anxious. She tried to get up but I grabbed her and positioned her hind quarters up in the air once more. She struggled at first but I eventually forced her into submission and began copulating with her. My brother could do nothing but watch in despair as I took this mating opportunity away from him.

    What I want to know is did I follow the correct protocol in this incident?

    <Infracted>
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  2. 2012-12-03, 07:47 AM #2
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    What is this I don't even
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  3. 2012-12-03, 07:48 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshdatroll View Post
    What is this I don't even
    Report it and move on.
  4. 2012-12-03, 07:49 AM #4
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    yes, yes you did
  5. 2012-12-03, 07:51 AM #5
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    You raped some girl, what a jerk...
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  6. 2012-12-03, 07:51 AM #6
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    you didn't pee on her to mark your territory. what a shame.
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  7. 2012-12-03, 07:51 AM #7
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    hahahahaha hillarious.
  8. 2012-12-03, 07:52 AM #8
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    I caught my brother fapping twice, never said anything to him though.
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    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
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  9. 2012-12-03, 07:52 AM #9
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    so they made a two person voltron?
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  10. 2012-12-03, 07:54 AM #10
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    You didn't even have to clash horns with him to make him surrender? Nice!
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  11. 2012-12-03, 07:55 AM #11
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    Ah, I get it. Is it like writing humans as if they are Wolfs? ;P
  12. 2012-12-03, 07:55 AM #12
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    Dem trolls be rampant here. Otherwise, i had a good laugh.
  13. 2012-12-03, 07:56 AM #13
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    The question is, did you cuddle after?
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    Report it and move on.
    No fun allowed. Strictly business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henako View Post
    No fun allowed. Strictly business.
    I had no idea Rape is fun.
  18. 2012-12-03, 08:00 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sareth View Post
    Ah, I get it. Is it like writing humans as if they are Wolfs? ;P
    Wolves, actually! But I was thinking a different animal, since I don't know the mating rituals of every animal.

    The thread is clearly poking fun at relationship threads on this forum and acting as if some animal is making the same kind of post.
  19. 2012-12-03, 08:02 AM #19
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    interesting read I just..
  20. 2012-12-03, 08:03 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFluffypants View Post
    The question is, did you cuddle after?
    No, she went back to foraging for food and I patrolled the territory, looking for intruders.
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