Unicorn lair found! NEWS REPORT.

[Domiku]

OMG I knew it all along, people said I was dumb and stupid but in my heart I knew they were once real!

Here is a news report confirming or should I say reconfirming that there is a Unicorn Lair in North Korea!

The unicorn was said to have been ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula. Alamy
Normally, North Korea's official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state's unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair."

"The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392)," says the report.

Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea's History Institute were credited with making the discovery.

The news story comes days after eyebrows were raised by another news story relating to the state officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

On that occasion, it was the online version of China's Communist party newspaper which hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the sexiest man alive – not realising it was satire.

Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012...ed-north-korea

Enjoy the read!

[obdigore]

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...r-unicorn-lair

[Domiku]

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...r-unicorn-lair

Ah it seams my search skills failed me I did do a search though meh guess the drink and drugs have got to me tonight.

[Kuthe]

So, if I own a cave, and put the word's 'Flying magic rainbow fire-breathing dodo', then it's real?

-_-
ME GUSTA.
So silly.

[Imuhdude]

I secretly suspect that we are the ones being "Onioned". What if the Koreans were smarter than we think they were. In fact I honestly believe they knew that the Onion was satire and decided to play it on their own people or perhaps spoof us and our propaganda machine. If you haven't seen their video on western propaganda, find it on youtube or whatever. After watching that translated video, I have a hard time believing they were duped by the Onion.

---------- Post added 2012-12-03 at 12:57 AM ----------

Now they need to find a group of big boobed young women who have a savings account.

[Deleted]

I knew they were real! People used to think dinosaurs were imaginary too but they exist so why not unicorns?

[twinkleblur]

that looks very shopped. the horse doesnt even look like its in a natural enviroment.

[Deleted]

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...r-unicorn-lair

There's already a thread on this.

Closing.