Post your Joke!

[Extoz]

As my very clever title says, Post the jokes that make you.

- laugh
- cringe
- angry
- confused

--- NO Racist or Disgriminating jokes of anykind! ---

I know hard without it being rude.. But!

I shall start.

Did you hear about the family that lived in a tire?!

They got a puncture and not they live in a Flat! muwahaha

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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

[Adam Jensen]

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a doll house?

Neither did she

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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other.

[samiullahmalhi]

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.

The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good", and walked away.

The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.

The poor man said, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good".

On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn't take 'no' for an answer.

The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.

The rich man's daughter loved her present She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree.

The rich man rushed back over to the poor man's house, demanding an explanation for the horse's blindness.

The poor man replied, "I told you it don't look so good!

[LiiLoSNK]

Your mom is so ugly, when she plays mortal combat, scorpion says: "STAY OVER THERE"

Guy walks into a bar. Asks the bartender, "Hey do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"
The bartender says, "Nope. Only plane".

This next one isn't racist, but might be taken that way by a tool.
What do hispanic people cut their pizza with? Little Ceasars.

[Zhaveros]

What group activity do 4/5 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

[Maxilian]

What's black outside and yellow inside?
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A ninja chick!