My all time faves are human males. There are two that just make me smile everytime I read them.
1) "So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
2) "So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?' The parrot says Durotar. They've got them all over the place!' "
The old troll one that got removed: " I kill 2 dwarves in the morning, I kill 2 dwarves in the night. I kill 2 dwarves in the afternoon en then I feel alright. I kill 2 dwarves in times of peace I kill 2 in times of war, I kill 2 dwarves before I kill 2 dwarves and then I kill some more."