Ok everyone listen up Blizzard has finally snapped. I think I got reported yesterday for doing PvP. The Blizzard police came to my door armed with nerf bats, tear gas, kevlar and riot shields. One of them was carrying a black briefcase with the euthanasia shot. They began by simply knocking, and when they realized I saw them they busted the door down and crashed through the windows. I dropped a dollar bill on the ground which distracted them for over an hour as they fought over it, and I escaped within an inch of my life.
They've gone full metal carny. If you haven't resubscribed this month, defend yourself! They are coming! (>';..;')> (^O.O)