Petition for a Death Star

**DeltrusDisc** · 2012-12-08, 08:32 PM

Signed, this is too hilarious to pass up.

**Panoramixe** · 2012-12-08, 08:45 PM

It's obvious the USA can't afford a Death Star. Disney on the other hand ... Did you really think they want to make Star Wars movies? They just bought the rights to get the plans for the Death Star!

**Shop Ebay** · 2012-12-08, 08:52 PM

We stand no chance against an alien attack on the planet right now. This is a MUST.

**smelltheglove** · 2012-12-08, 11:36 PM

a petition for a death star? actually is far less idiotic than secession petitions, as if by some ridiculous circumstances passed would inevitably result in many scientific leaps

**Vargas** · 2012-12-09, 12:45 AM

Would be cheaper to just make the superlaser and give it an armored housing/engines to manuever and use the rest to create ships to support it. As cool as it would be....most of the Death Star is just a waste of resources.

**wdmshmo** · 2012-12-09, 01:34 AM

US Air Force is working on something.. So much for your space treaty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

**Daerio** · 2012-12-09, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by Kalyyn

Plus, the Pentagon is really determined to get us a plane that can drop marines from space. I feel sorry for the marines >.>

ZONE TROOPERS? (C&C)

Dark Troopers applies too, but I think they're less cool.

Originally Posted by Panoramixe

It's obvious the USA can't afford a Death Star. Disney on the other hand ... Did you really think they want to make Star Wars movies? They just bought the rights to get the plans for the Death Star!

Death Star complete with Mickey-Mouse ears? Sounds awesome!

**Jayburner** · 2012-12-09, 02:38 AM

where the fuck do i sign up? lol

**Ave07** · 2012-12-09, 02:53 AM

Lol is this seriously real?

**Grizzly Willy** · 2012-12-09, 03:11 AM

Because, you know, let's submit garbage petitions to the White House with the same fervor we petition the White House to address Puerto Rican statehood.

**Sigma** · 2012-12-09, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by Collegeguy

For science.

Cave Johnson approves of this post,
He would also approve of a Death Star. Provided transport to it was via a Combination of Orange, Blue, and White Goo.

**zeropeorth** · 2012-12-09, 03:23 AM

at the estimates earlier in the thread, it'd only cost about 1 trillion a year, cheaper than killing people in other countries right now.

also, not steel, carbon nanotubes

we can't even get to the moon and people want a death star ... though, I always thought having a 2nd moon in the sky would be lovely, it'd probably fuck up the weather/tides ... but sure is purty!

**Badhairday** · 2012-12-09, 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by Grokan

Because, you know, let's submit garbage petitions to the White House with the same fervor we petition the White House to address Puerto Rican statehood.

Today shall be known as the day we ignored everything on earth and set our gaze upon.. space!

**Sam the Wiser** · 2012-12-09, 03:27 AM

If this were to some how pass I'd cry tears of joy.

**TheWerebison** · 2012-12-09, 03:41 AM

I'd rather have Mega-Maid.

**Rethul Ur No** · 2012-12-09, 03:43 AM

Originally Posted by TheWerebison

I'd rather have Mega-Maid.

What if she goes from suck to blow?

**steveyboy** · 2012-12-09, 03:46 AM

Sorry but this is one of the most retarded petitions I have ever come across.

Why do you bother wasting the presidents time with such unimportant, impossible right now things?

**Zigzagzoom** · 2012-12-09, 04:06 AM

Sorry I don't see Obama building a Death Star. Maybe an international friendship quilt.

**Kalyyn** · 2012-12-09, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by orissa

I would trade in my ABUs for an imperial uniform in a heartbeat.

At least the ABUs are sort of decent looking. Literally anything would be more intimidating than our blues.

The only problem is that if we started wearing the imperial uniforms, we'd completely lose what little credibility we have left when claiming that we're the good guys...

**Belize** · 2012-12-09, 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by Theodon

Carbon Fiber lego blocks! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

It could all be held together with duct tape O.o This thing would be indestructible...

---------- Post added 2012-12-09 at 04:55 AM ----------

Originally Posted by steveyboy

Sorry but this is one of the most retarded petitions I have ever come across.

Why do you bother wasting the presidents time with such unimportant, impossible right now things?

For shit and giggles? Why does Texas citizens bother signing a petition to leave the U.S. when there's no way in hell it's passing??

And where is you sense of humor, sheesh

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