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    Signed, this is too hilarious to pass up.
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    Online dating turned into circumcision discussion. Good job MMO-C, it only took 25 pages.
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    It's obvious the USA can't afford a Death Star. Disney on the other hand ... Did you really think they want to make Star Wars movies? They just bought the rights to get the plans for the Death Star!

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    We stand no chance against an alien attack on the planet right now. This is a MUST.

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    a petition for a death star? actually is far less idiotic than secession petitions, as if by some ridiculous circumstances passed would inevitably result in many scientific leaps

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    Would be cheaper to just make the superlaser and give it an armored housing/engines to manuever and use the rest to create ships to support it. As cool as it would be....most of the Death Star is just a waste of resources.

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    US Air Force is working on something.. So much for your space treaty.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Plus, the Pentagon is really determined to get us a plane that can drop marines from space. I feel sorry for the marines >.>
    ZONE TROOPERS? (C&C)

    Dark Troopers applies too, but I think they're less cool.

    Quote Originally Posted by Panoramixe View Post
    It's obvious the USA can't afford a Death Star. Disney on the other hand ... Did you really think they want to make Star Wars movies? They just bought the rights to get the plans for the Death Star!
    Death Star complete with Mickey-Mouse ears? Sounds awesome!

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    where the fuck do i sign up? lol

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    Lol is this seriously real?

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    Because, you know, let's submit garbage petitions to the White House with the same fervor we petition the White House to address Puerto Rican statehood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    For science.
    Cave Johnson approves of this post,
    He would also approve of a Death Star. Provided transport to it was via a Combination of Orange, Blue, and White Goo.

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    at the estimates earlier in the thread, it'd only cost about 1 trillion a year, cheaper than killing people in other countries right now.

    also, not steel, carbon nanotubes


    we can't even get to the moon and people want a death star ... though, I always thought having a 2nd moon in the sky would be lovely, it'd probably fuck up the weather/tides ... but sure is purty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grokan View Post
    Because, you know, let's submit garbage petitions to the White House with the same fervor we petition the White House to address Puerto Rican statehood.
    Today shall be known as the day we ignored everything on earth and set our gaze upon.. space!

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    If this were to some how pass I'd cry tears of joy.

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    I'd rather have Mega-Maid.
    Once you go troll, you never reroll. -heard on cynicalbrit.com. Epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWerebison View Post
    I'd rather have Mega-Maid.
    What if she goes from suck to blow?

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    Sorry but this is one of the most retarded petitions I have ever come across.

    Why do you bother wasting the presidents time with such unimportant, impossible right now things?

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    Sorry I don't see Obama building a Death Star. Maybe an international friendship quilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    I would trade in my ABUs for an imperial uniform in a heartbeat.
    At least the ABUs are sort of decent looking. Literally anything would be more intimidating than our blues.

    The only problem is that if we started wearing the imperial uniforms, we'd completely lose what little credibility we have left when claiming that we're the good guys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodon View Post
    Carbon Fiber lego blocks! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
    It could all be held together with duct tape O.o This thing would be indestructible...

    ---------- Post added 2012-12-09 at 04:55 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by steveyboy View Post
    Sorry but this is one of the most retarded petitions I have ever come across.

    Why do you bother wasting the presidents time with such unimportant, impossible right now things?
    For shit and giggles? Why does Texas citizens bother signing a petition to leave the U.S. when there's no way in hell it's passing??

    And where is you sense of humor, sheesh

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