Signed, this is too hilarious to pass up.
It's obvious the USA can't afford a Death Star. Disney on the other hand ... Did you really think they want to make Star Wars movies? They just bought the rights to get the plans for the Death Star!
We stand no chance against an alien attack on the planet right now. This is a MUST.
a petition for a death star? actually is far less idiotic than secession petitions, as if by some ridiculous circumstances passed would inevitably result in many scientific leaps
Would be cheaper to just make the superlaser and give it an armored housing/engines to manuever and use the rest to create ships to support it. As cool as it would be....most of the Death Star is just a waste of resources.
where the fuck do i sign up? lol
Because, you know, let's submit garbage petitions to the White House with the same fervor we petition the White House to address Puerto Rican statehood.
at the estimates earlier in the thread, it'd only cost about 1 trillion a year, cheaper than killing people in other countries right now.
also, not steel, carbon nanotubes
we can't even get to the moon and people want a death star ... though, I always thought having a 2nd moon in the sky would be lovely, it'd probably fuck up the weather/tides ... but sure is purty!
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I'd rather have Mega-Maid.
Once you go troll, you never reroll. -heard on cynicalbrit.com. Epic.
Sorry but this is one of the most retarded petitions I have ever come across.
Why do you bother wasting the presidents time with such unimportant, impossible right now things?
Sorry I don't see Obama building a Death Star. Maybe an international friendship quilt.
The only problem is that if we started wearing the imperial uniforms, we'd completely lose what little credibility we have left when claiming that we're the good guys...
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And where is you sense of humor, sheesh