use your zipper, problem solved.
We males have a "color" it can be compared for example like male birds are more coloured than females. With humans this means the color of the skin, male skin is darker and have more collagen (is oilier) than female skin and when you do exercises your skin color improves --> your presence improves --> that attracts females. The skin color is very important factor which shows for example how healthy you are.
Q: Where the fuck is Xia Xia, SIU?!?!
A1: She needs to start making eggs for Easter...
A2: Drunk and sleeping somewhere.
However I have run into her a couple more times, and she remembers my order even if the interval between visits is months. I should grow a pair and talk to her some time.
Is this how you make yourself feel better? Making up stories about how fine you are? If you were as cool and hot as you claim to be, you probably wouldn't be on MMO-Champion on a Friday night.