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    Is it just sitting or also lying down in bed? Should I sleep standing up now?

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    This why I always said, sitting in straight unnatural position is BAD for you. I always sit in an akward position people say is bad for my back and shit. But in such position I can actually feel my blood flowing easly thru legs and other parts of body I just feel good. So screw you I will be laying on my chair!

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    Newsflash : Living takes you closer to death.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Oh noooo, sitting down KILLS me?! I did not know that... Sarcasam aside, doesn't praticly everthing kill you? Time, time is a huuuugeee killer!
    Time is harmless. Time is a pussy, I kill time ALL THE TIME.
    Last edited by User007; 2012-12-08 at 01:51 PM.

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    Every second you live, life knocks one second off your life expectancy...

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    And exactly how did they get to that 1h/22min figure?
    But seriously. Even food and an extra hour of sleep kills you.

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    I'm a programmer. With a simple calculation, that results that Im going to die in a moment.
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    Will get infracted for this but.




    Infracted.
    Last edited by Majad; 2012-12-08 at 02:54 PM.

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    Surely it's a good thing then, if an hour of sitting only knocks 22 minutes off your life, essentially you are gaining 38 min of life for every hour you sit down.

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    If you walk 1 hour a day, u make your life last roughly 2 years longer.
    But you use 4 years of your life only for walking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noddy View Post
    Surely it's a good thing then, if an hour of sitting only knocks 22 minutes off your life, essentially you are gaining 38 min of life for every hour you sit down.
    You win this thread.

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    Yeah but laughing increases your life expectancy so it's all good.

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    WARNING! WATER KILLS YOU!

    Anyone who has drunk water, has died or is expected to die.

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    First my favorite foods have makes getting cancer much higher and now sitting is worse than going out and smoking a cigarette.

    Actually i think listening to these articles and trying to fix so you live longer will actually kill you faster..
    Dear god forgive me for preordering WOD. That is the most retarded thing ive ever done in my 24 years of life.

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    I wonder how many minutes you lose when you go to sleep then.

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    Thinking about it, having a normal work actually makes you live longer. Sleeping feels like being dead and you usually wake like three hours before you want to. So every day you work (normal job for me=wake up around 6) gives me three hours of life.

    And yeah i would rather be dead for those three hours.
    Dear god forgive me for preordering WOD. That is the most retarded thing ive ever done in my 24 years of life.

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    according to this I'd die next week.

    I call bullshit.

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    Pretty vague and a lot of "ifs" and "mights." I'm not too worried.
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    You can add other stuff and still called it a grilled cheese, it's an american thing, but getting butt hurt over it means you have way too much free time and you should be using it to be making more grilled cheese.

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    Every hour you live knocks of one hour of your life.
    To declare that a personal, inner experience gives certainty about the workings of the universe is to assign far too much value to one’s subjective sense of conviction.
    I’m not that arrogant.

    The brain, marvelous instrument though it is, isn’t infallible. It can misfire, seize or hallucinate, and it can do so in a way that’s utterly indistinguishable from reality to the person experiencing it.

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    Nope.

    10 chars.

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    It probably gives you cancer too I bet.
    “Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ‘em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk.”
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