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  1. #41
    Is it just sitting or also lying down in bed? Should I sleep standing up now?
    Involve us in something we can actually impact. Tell us an Alliance story for the Alliance and by the Alliance. We're paladins of Stormwind, agents of SI:7, dwarven mountaineers, draenei vindicators, and so many other things. We are the Alliance.

    One thing we're not? Darkspear Revolutionaries.

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    This why I always said, sitting in straight unnatural position is BAD for you. I always sit in an akward position people say is bad for my back and shit. But in such position I can actually feel my blood flowing easly thru legs and other parts of body I just feel good. So screw you I will be laying on my chair!

  3. #43
    Newsflash : Living takes you closer to death.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Oh noooo, sitting down KILLS me?! I did not know that... Sarcasam aside, doesn't praticly everthing kill you? Time, time is a huuuugeee killer!
    Time is harmless. Time is a pussy, I kill time ALL THE TIME.
    Last edited by User007; 2012-12-08 at 01:51 PM.

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    Every second you live, life knocks one second off your life expectancy...

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    And exactly how did they get to that 1h/22min figure?
    But seriously. Even food and an extra hour of sleep kills you.

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    I'm a programmer. With a simple calculation, that results that Im going to die in a moment.
    What is life? It's something controversial. It's purely subjective. If you ask me, life is a prejudice in human's minds that exists since ever. Just like everything around us. Eftihia of Corfu [1528 AD]

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    Will get infracted for this but.




    Infracted.
    Last edited by Majad; 2012-12-08 at 02:54 PM.

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    Surely it's a good thing then, if an hour of sitting only knocks 22 minutes off your life, essentially you are gaining 38 min of life for every hour you sit down.

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    If you walk 1 hour a day, u make your life last roughly 2 years longer.
    But you use 4 years of your life only for walking.
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  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Noddy View Post
    Surely it's a good thing then, if an hour of sitting only knocks 22 minutes off your life, essentially you are gaining 38 min of life for every hour you sit down.
    You win this thread.
    Involve us in something we can actually impact. Tell us an Alliance story for the Alliance and by the Alliance. We're paladins of Stormwind, agents of SI:7, dwarven mountaineers, draenei vindicators, and so many other things. We are the Alliance.

    One thing we're not? Darkspear Revolutionaries.

  11. #51
    Yeah but laughing increases your life expectancy so it's all good.

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    WARNING! WATER KILLS YOU!

    Anyone who has drunk water, has died or is expected to die.

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    First my favorite foods have makes getting cancer much higher and now sitting is worse than going out and smoking a cigarette.

    Actually i think listening to these articles and trying to fix so you live longer will actually kill you faster..
    Blizzard about balance:
    PvP: Execute Melee/Needs Rage(issue) 30k noncrit : Shadowburn Ranged/mana(nonissue) 130k noncrit, can you explain?
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    I wonder how many minutes you lose when you go to sleep then.

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    Thinking about it, having a normal work actually makes you live longer. Sleeping feels like being dead and you usually wake like three hours before you want to. So every day you work (normal job for me=wake up around 6) gives me three hours of life.

    And yeah i would rather be dead for those three hours.
    Blizzard about balance:
    PvP: Execute Melee/Needs Rage(issue) 30k noncrit : Shadowburn Ranged/mana(nonissue) 130k noncrit, can you explain?
    -We try not to design abilities to be mirror images of each other.

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    according to this I'd die next week.

    I call bullshit.

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    Pretty vague and a lot of "ifs" and "mights." I'm not too worried.
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    Every hour you live knocks of one hour of your life.
    To declare that a personal, inner experience gives certainty about the workings of the universe is to assign far too much value to one’s subjective sense of conviction.
    I’m not that arrogant.

    The brain, marvelous instrument though it is, isn’t infallible. It can misfire, seize or hallucinate, and it can do so in a way that’s utterly indistinguishable from reality to the person experiencing it.

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    Nope.

    10 chars.

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    It probably gives you cancer too I bet.
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