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  1. 2012-12-08, 02:35 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezerte View Post
    Every hour you live knocks of one hour of your life.
    What?

    No way!!!!
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  2. 2012-12-08, 02:35 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geminiwolf View Post
    It probably gives you cancer too I bet.
    Butt cancer.
    "In order to maintain a tolerant society, the society must be intolerant of intolerance." Paradox of tolerance
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  3. 2012-12-08, 02:42 PM #63
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    NEW FLASH!

    Living causes death.
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  4. 2012-12-08, 02:43 PM #64
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    There's a dumbass study about everything nowadays. Life is dangerous, don't enjoy life, it makes you live longer.
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    If thats true i should be dead soon >.<
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  6. 2012-12-08, 02:50 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    I sit down on my bicycle to ride it.

    Is my exercise killing me too? :<
    You need to stand up instead, obviously.
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  7. 2012-12-08, 02:57 PM #67
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    Life is basically the journey to death.

    Don't worry about it - just as you are made of recycled parts, so your parts will go on to become other lifeforms.
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    Great I wont have to live to be 75+ like my grandfather who is senile and has to rely on his kids to support him. Just use the pillow on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incandio View Post
    Yikes!

    Every hour sitting knocks 22 minutes off your life ... twice the impact of a cigarette!

    Better start selling armchairs with health warnings.
    Just like being Active places ware on your Muscles that eventually leads to weaker immune system right? Guess this means people in Wheel chairs are fucked right? What a load of crock.
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  10. 2012-12-08, 03:43 PM #70
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    http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-kille...chair-explodes

    I don't want to sit at my computer now
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    Ffs stop killing us god you asshole!
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  12. 2012-12-08, 04:12 PM #72
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    This just in, being alive is killing you
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    Every minute you live knocks 3 seconds off your life.

    Think about that next time you wake up in the morning.
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    Careface, I don't mind dying when my mind and abiltiy to take care of myself goes anyways. Worked as an intern at some old folks home a few years past, it's hell and I will never understand why anyone want to struggle to stay alive in such a state.

    Anything these days is detremental to your health is seems, so I'll just take my chances, live my life, die and sign out happy
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    Live hard, die young. Or was it live fast, die young?
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    Did you know that every 22 seconds, you have lost 22 seconds of your life! Holy crap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incandio View Post
    Yikes!

    Every hour sitting knocks 22 minutes off your life ... twice the impact of a cigarette!

    Better start selling armchairs with health warnings.
    Rather die doing something I enjoy then to live doing something I hate.
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  19. 2012-12-08, 04:18 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagwin View Post
    http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-kille...chair-explodes

    I don't want to sit at my computer now
    O.O

    Painful...

    Must throw my chair of the window, naow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sevyvia View Post
    This just in, being alive is killing you
    Thanks for the spoilers. pft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eschbach View Post
    Did you know that every 22 seconds, you have lost 22 seconds of your life! Holy crap!
    Nope every 22 seconds you have around 28 gone because of a few things.

    1.In the time it takes you to notice a few sec done pass
    2.Lag will also make it skip ahead a little

    Don't worry tho we are all in the matrix so they can just upload another copy of us if we die

    "All of that was a joke for those who didn't notice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sevyvia View Post
    This just in, being alive is killing you
    Please don't ruin the end of the movie called life
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