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    Too be a teenager again..oh my!

    If I only knew what I know now. I'd still end up stupid drunk and at a dance club and no way of getting home. Thank you world of no cell phones. I would tap so much ass back then but I think I'd still be shy. I would still suck at dancing even though I know gangam style lol. My mullet would be considered retro but probably not. My black pointy shoes and long black hair would rock your world but you'd probably hate the Cure.

    OMG I miss the 80's.

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    If I knew what I knew now I would've found my wife much sooner, same person of course

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    If I knew what I knew know.. Oh wait..

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    Avoid dropping out of HS, not stopping Jujutsu.

    Other than that, it would be a rerun :P
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    If I knew then what I know now.... soooooo many embarrassments could have been avoided. Silly America and your odd customs...

    We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

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    I probably would never touched a beer but I think it would of still found me.

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    If I knew then what I know now, I would have invested in Apple the moment they went public and I would have won SOOO many lottery drawings with the highest jackpots I would be under investigation.

    Also would have called in a bunch of random threats to just the right flights early in the morning of September 11th with the right plane numbers and watch the news as they would have been arrested and stopped Bush's little false flag event from becoming an excuse to ruin this nation and killing thousands of people for his friends and to chase the ones who tried to kill his daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugus View Post
    If I knew then what I know now, I would have invested in Apple the moment they went public and I would have won SOOO many lottery drawings with the highest jackpots I would be under investigation.

    Also would have called in a bunch of random threats to just the right flights early in the morning of September 11th with the right plane numbers and watch the news as they would have been arrested and stopped Bush's little false flag event from becoming an excuse to ruin this nation and killing thousands of people for his friends and to chase the ones who tried to kill his daddy.
    just talking about teenage stuff but yeah that would be cool too.

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    If I knew what I knew now, I would have chosen an alternative degree course that could get me a career. That's really about it.

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    Would love to get those days back)
    Fucked so much up. and ill do it all again.. with a big smile

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    I probably would have played football instead of video games all day long.....maybe. I mean a 6'8" that weighed 300 lbs, could lift more and run faster than varsity players as a freshmen. I mean when I did go to practice it was practically like porn for the coaches I was so good. But that would have required my crackhead dad to actually take me to places since I wasn't allowed to get a job at the time.

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    If I knew then what I know now, I'd eat at Burger & CO before they shut down :/

    I would also run around town yelling " 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 " over and over again. I would probably end up in an asylum, totally worth it!
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    would probably actually try to get good grades this time instead of taking the easy way out and getting c's and d's while turning in the minimal amount of work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    If I only knew what I know now. I'd still end up stupid drunk and at a dance club and no way of getting home. Thank you world of no cell phones. I would tap so much ass back then but I think I'd still be shy. I would still suck at dancing even though I know gangam style lol. My mullet would be considered retro but probably not. My black pointy shoes and long black hair would rock your world but you'd probably hate *the Cure.

    OMG I miss the 80's.
    If you find a working time machine I am there! :D

    *their most underrated song b y far was Fascination Street <3


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    I probably would never touched a beer but I think it would of still found me.
    Why do I have the feeling one or 2 have found you this evening? ~,^

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    Id have come out when i was 18, enjoyed myself more and tried to get on a medical course for university. I try not to dwell on regrets though.

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    Nostalgic evening Jay?

    /plays "pictures of you" by the Cure

    /shiver

    If I knew then what I know now I would have changed nothing.
    Shit like this actually goes through your fucking brain?

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    Probably think of some scientific achievement that has happened in the last few years and give out that information as if I did it myself, for science of course... or who wins a major contest and bet on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackmoves View Post
    Nostalgic evening Jay?

    /plays "pictures of you" by the Cure

    /shiver


    If I knew then what I know now I would have changed nothing.

    I guess so. Just what happened recently with my cousin and Aunt being blown up and surviving has me melancholy.

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    For personal life. I grew up and was the overweight gamer till I got older. In shape now but still... Also, didn't get into girls till I was near 20, guess puberty hit me kinda late.

    So personally, I would have stayed away from gaming so much and kept in shape when I would have still been considered "in my prime" and had more fun back then instead of being the silent type. Also would have gone to college for something in the medical field instead of computer programming (didn't have enough cash to finish though), then, after I graduated, I wouldn't be so stranded as if I had graduated from my old major when it comes to local job opportunities and wouldn't have to worry about my job after college getting sent overseas as much.

    Now for the sarcastic stuff, I would have posted the LAME MP3 codec programming software personally and patented all the major phone, processor, and network information before it was ever made so they couldn't be used offensively or defensively in court. I would have been one of the primary investors of Apple when they went public, along with Google, Microsoft and Yahoo. Won multiple lotteries while lobbying with my multi-billion dollar fortune for the reform we have needed as a nation and making sure to torpedo the Walmart company at every opportunity before they had a chance to do all the damage they have done since their founder died and his bastard children took over. Also would have made sure 9/11 never happened with a few well placed calls that morning with the right flight numbers before they took off. Also would have made a good inspection of the towers the week before it was supposed to happen just to see if the conspiracy theorists were right or wrong (can't say they were wrong at the moment as the towers collapse violated the laws of physics when they pancaked instead of toppled, I would just want to verify full on first hand).

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    I would have bought less beer and a lot more Microsoft stock and retired at 28... oh well.

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