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    Varian and Tyrande should be together.

    Why not? Tyrande is married to an old dude with horns and wings, I'm sure she will be bored from all his mother nature hippie shit at some point.

    And don't get me started on Varian, that guy is possessed by a wolf god, he would make love to her like an animal. He would make her the happiest nelf woman alive.

    Aside from all that stuff, I really want to see that pairing happen. High King marrying the Priestess of the Moon, making purple-ish babies to rule the joint kingdoms of Human-Nelf together. Awesome.

    And then Malfurion goes mad, talking to birds and trees all day, until he is possessed by Sargeras. And then he brings the legion on Azeroth out of vengeance, and love.

    Also, Thrall&Jaina would be awesome but it's too late for that :'(.

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    What is this, I don't even...

    I respectfully disagree with your suggestion.
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    she already marred

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    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    QFT

    /10char

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    Best troll thread today!
    Thanks for a good giggle my fellow amigo.

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    Varian should be with jaina

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    I second this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    Thirded, they really need to work out there frustrations with each other in the bed room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    Forthed. I just love Orc weddings. Plus he'd be even more like Thrall

    On-topic: Tyrande waited while her husband slept for 10,000 years give-or-take. Besides, we all know Varian has a thing for Lady Prestor.

    Additionally I don't think Varian could stand being married to a woman who was taller than him. Maybe Shandris Feathermoon?
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    Seeing that malfurion decided it was best to go to sleep in the so called 'emerald dream' than to fuck tyrande all day long why not let varian get his dick wet seeing that he hasnt fucked anyone (except the guys in westfall) since his wife died

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    What a relationship that would create

    they say opposites attract but damn

    im guessing they will bitch and argue all day long but the sex would be electric lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfernalDark View Post
    Trassk and Garrosh should get married.
    Fifthed. /10char

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    This is shipping logic. They happened to interact in a semi-positive way for ten minutes, ergo they should rule the galaxy together as man and wife.

    Also proof that WoW should be turned into a sitcom/British soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaelsino View Post
    This is shipping logic. They happened to interact in a semi-positive way for ten minutes, ergo they should rule the galaxy together as man and wife.

    Also proof that WoW should be turned into a sitcom/British soap.
    Considering what already happens in the soaps we have, WoW would be hilarious!
    It could work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaelsino View Post
    This is shipping logic. They happened to interact in a semi-positive way for ten minutes, ergo they should rule the galaxy together as man and wife.

    Also proof that WoW should be turned into a sitcom/British soap.
    I can just imagine it now...
    Varian: Son, I have something important to talk about.
    Anduin: Of course father. What seems to be the matter?
    Varian: Well, you know that it's been a long since your mother died... and I-
    Anduin: You've met a woman as strong as you?
    Varian: Perhaps, even stronger.
    Anduin: Congratulations! When would I be able to meet her?
    Varian: She's wai-
    Tyrande: FOR DARNASSUS!
    Anduin: Oh no...

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    Quote Originally Posted by madokbro View Post
    Why not? Tyrande is married to an old dude with horns and wings,....
    Aren't they about the same age? And when did Malfurion get wings? I thought only Illidan got wings. And well one talks to birds and stuff and the other talks to moonlight.... they match well :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasX View Post
    I can just imagine it now...
    Varian: Son, I have something important to talk about.
    Anduin: Of course father. What seems to be the matter?
    Varian: Well, you know that it's been a long since your mother died... and I-
    Anduin: You've met a woman as strong as you?
    Varian: Perhaps, even stronger.
    Anduin: Congratulations! When would I be able to meet her?
    Varian: She's wai-
    Tyrande: FOR DARNASSUS!
    Anduin: Oh no...
    Still better than Eastenders.

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    Soooooo because the two characters finally interact together you automatically assume they should get together...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaelsino View Post
    Still better than Eastenders.
    The contents of most used tissues is better than british soaps, and I'm british.


    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Soooooo because the two characters finally interact together you automatically assume they should get together...
    Now come on Trassk, we all know you're in denial about your feelings for Garrosh just like he is about his feelings for you. The only question is: who's wearing the white dress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasX View Post

    Now come on Trassk, we all know you're in denial about your feelings for Garrosh just like he is about his feelings for you. The only question is: who's wearing the white dress?
    oh my dear boy, you right, it must be some repressed feelings I'm having that explains my aggressive distaste for.... wait a minute..



    Naw was just gas.

    Maybe we should assume all characters that happen to interact should be together.

    Baine and Anduin became friends didn't they, well then, lets have at it!

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