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    What do you do when a strange naked girl crawls in your bed at night?

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    Depending on how the girl looks, I would've reacted differently.

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    No normal girl would sneak in someone's house at night. I would call the police, before i get charged with rape or kidnapping and no doubt get convicted since men have no rights as was already established.

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    I'd kick her the fuck out.
    She's a stranger and I'm not a cheater.

    If she's hot and my gf would approve, then maybe, just maybe I would do different. or well, do both...

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    even if your married?

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    Well I think his reaction was justified since he's married, I have a feeling it would've played out differently otherwise :P

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    i was like "wtf was this guy thinking?" but then saw he was married. You're a bit of a douche if you'd still acted... 'differently'.

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    Check it's not your mum or your sister...

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    If I was single, throw on some protection and go at it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kivipää View Post
    i was like "wtf was this guy thinking?" but then saw he was married. You're a bit of a douche if you'd still acted... 'differently'.
    Im talking about my situation here, not if I was in his. I am not married, neither do I have a gf (not really) at the moment. So...

    If I was married, I would most propably act the same way like he did... only making an exception for Jessica Biel.

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    I would scream and run away cause as gamer i never seen a naked girl before...

    *cough*

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    post about a naked girl, strange link..... seems legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormstrîke View Post
    What do you do when a strange naked girl crawls in your bed at night?
    Tell my wife to leave me alone because I have a headache?
    Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot.
    Who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor.
    Who had almost stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol.
    And who had personally wet himself, at the Battle of Badon Hill.

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    Pretty sure I'd be kicking them out too, assuming I didn't know her. I'm not down for random creepy stalker chicks who may turn out to also be axe murderers. I'm not so desperate for sex that I'll just stick it in any reasonably good looking woman who comes along.

    If it were a girl I knew and was attracted to, that would be another story entirely. That would just be a really nice surprise.
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    Well it was probaly a fan girl that some1 payed too destroy his life.
    And then that girl could sue him for shitload of cash.
    Kinda smiliar thing like with michael jackson.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormstrîke View Post
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    Depending on how the girl looks, I would've reacted differently.
    The smell of desperation is strong on you.
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    That's when you wake up from your dream, ahaha ^.^

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    Kick her out into the street then call the police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Descense View Post
    Well it was probaly a fan girl that some1 payed too destroy his life.
    And then that girl could sue him for shitload of cash.
    Kinda smiliar thing like with michael jackson.
    Right... Michael Jackson was framed by 10 year old kids. What's next? He did all the operations because his face got burned? Don't be naive.

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    Give her some cloth and call taxi/police depending on her cooperation.

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    No question what i'd do xD

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