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    Pandaren Monk Fred Rupprecht's Avatar
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    Help Me Find My Keys

    So, I went to an end of the world party yesterday and got wasted. This morning I wake up, don't remember anything.

    I couldn't find my car keys or my car. Managed to find my car in a parking lot nearby. However, I still have not found my keys.
    So far I've looked in my freezer, refrigerator, stove, microwave, behind my televisions, all over my desk.

    Where would you guys hide your keys in a drunken stupor?
    Yay for a dead stick of RAM!

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    In the car, to make sure it would not be stolen!

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    Keys are always on me to prevent that very thing from happening.

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    Maybe you were thinking "I'm drunk, and I don't want anyone to take advantage of that and steal my car," so you ate the keys.

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    I bet they're in the car.

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    In the black hole created by CERN on 21/12/12 00:00
    So according to new theories, is in another universe.
    You don't have to worry about some criminal finding your carkeys and stealing your car

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    Pockets of any clothing you may have wore? Bed? Sofa?

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    Pandaren Monk Fred Rupprecht's Avatar
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    Going to go look to see if they're inside my car. Lol..
    Yay for a dead stick of RAM!

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    Have you made sure they have not been inserted into your colon?

    I'm serious.
    I've seen what's over the mountain, and you don't have anything to be dancing about.
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    Well fuck if you all want some sources here's some websites. I haven't read them so fuck you if you blame me for bad info.

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    In and around the car itself, or along the side of the road somewhere between car and house? In/around laundry piles or bathroom where you might have stopped before bed? Does your house have an area for hanging jackets/leaving boots in bad weather, etc? Search it (including in any boots that may be sitting there, it's amazing where stuff lands when you just randomly drop it). Can you remember anything at all you did after coming home? If so, wherever those things were done, look around.

    Edit: Also, why the hell did you drive home drunk? Stop that, you're going to get killed and probably take someone else with you.

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    Be sure to check if you didn't pierce them to your nipple.

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    I found them... They're in the ignition. Now to get them out of said car so I can get in.


    Thanks guys, lol.
    Yay for a dead stick of RAM!

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