So, I went to an end of the world party yesterday and got wasted. This morning I wake up, don't remember anything.
I couldn't find my car keys or my car. Managed to find my car in a parking lot nearby. However, I still have not found my keys.
So far I've looked in my freezer, refrigerator, stove, microwave, behind my televisions, all over my desk.
Where would you guys hide your keys in a drunken stupor?
In and around the car itself, or along the side of the road somewhere between car and house? In/around laundry piles or bathroom where you might have stopped before bed? Does your house have an area for hanging jackets/leaving boots in bad weather, etc? Search it (including in any boots that may be sitting there, it's amazing where stuff lands when you just randomly drop it). Can you remember anything at all you did after coming home? If so, wherever those things were done, look around.
Edit: Also, why the hell did you drive home drunk? Stop that, you're going to get killed and probably take someone else with you.