So, I went to an end of the world party yesterday and got wasted. This morning I wake up, don't remember anything.
I couldn't find my car keys or my car. Managed to find my car in a parking lot nearby. However, I still have not found my keys.
So far I've looked in my freezer, refrigerator, stove, microwave, behind my televisions, all over my desk.
Where would you guys hide your keys in a drunken stupor?