so its the 21st

[Malcor]

Under hour now till the end... 6.16am in mayian city and we all be gone not long now so smoke em if ya got em boys

No it's not, The time already passed. Dec 21st is over let it go

[obdigore]

No it's not, The time already passed. Dec 21st is over let it go

Err... not where the Mayans were located it isn't.

[Jawless Jones]

its all quiet here...

wait, whats that sound?? OH GOD THE MAYANS ARE HE9jkih7h-1289e7hc---

[Malcor]

Err... not where the Mayans were located it isn't.

an hour later.............

NOPE everythings fine.

[Valiea]

Just woke up to the end of the world.... Of no snow in my area. It finally snowed today and we have like 2 inches. Awesome day is awesome! Thank you Mayans for predicting how cool today is!

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It started to snow, that's about it.

[Dezerte]

Mayan end-of-world rumors prompt Michigan officials to close 33 schools – U.S. News.

[Theodon]

Mayan end-of-world rumors prompt Michigan officials to close 33 schools – U.S. News.

I'm always amazed at how moronic people can be in this day and age. I would say the total sum of cataclysmic events that went on outside my window, that consisted of a cat falling out of a tree, have shown some people to be total idiots. These people having decent jobs is also something I like to see as it makes my chances of getting one feel a little better, as people like that are the competition.

Just to clarify: I'm not addressing the officials but rather the students who are panicking because they think the world is about to end.

[Reeve]

Mayan end-of-world rumors prompt Michigan officials to close 33 schools – U.S. News.

Sounds like a reasonable precaution, tbh, though why are the schools open on December 21 in the first place? Shouldn't the students be on break anyway?

Anyway, enjoy today, because it only comes once every 394 years.

[Mazar]

Ima survivor, looks like things on the west coast are alright!

[Ssith]

I'm always amazed at how moronic people can be in this day and age. I would say the total sum of cataclysmic events that went on outside my window, that consisted of a cat falling out of a tree, have shown some people to be total idiots. These people having decent jobs is also something I like to see as it makes my chances of getting one feel a little better, as people like that are the competition.

Just to clarify: I'm not addressing the officials but rather the students who are panicking because they think the world is about to end.

moronic? no, not at this particular point in time, more like precautionary and sensible. students are kids, kids are stupid, stupid does stupid things when it gets worked up.

[Nefroz]

I'm currently holding back all the dark energies threatening to consume the planet. I will hold on as long as I can...please...get to your space pods before it's too late, and tell my wife I love her.

Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you...

[shise]

Considering the prediction was made by the Mayans, it's probably relative to them...

What prediction?

[Ausr]

We all know world disasters don't happen until EST in the US anyway. Silly, non Americans.

[Deleted]

It was all a hoax! The mayans knew we'd be happy the apocalypse won't happen so they told it would come 1-2 days before it actually came so we wouldn't be in bunkers and whatnot, but rather drunk and passed out celebrating we're alive so we couldn't fight back against the alien zombies that provoke massive earthquackes as nations fire nukes at random.
True story.


On another note, i was just watching tv, now many people laugh at the mayan apocalypse and whatnot, as it should be... but I saw some people who actually bought coffins and slept in them and lighted some candles besides them because they thought the apocalypse would kill them and at least they'd die like true christians... seriously now, how do people like these make it to adulthood with that little intelligence?

[breadisfunny]

the history channel did a whole apocolypse marathon the night leading up to 12/21/12. /sigh. i watched it out of sheer boredom and exhaustion. (i like to fall asleep watching tv.)

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[Kaneiac]

am i dead yet

[Zonas]

It was all a hoax! The mayans knew we'd be happy the apocalypse won't happen so they told it would come 1-2 days before it actually came so we wouldn't be in bunkers and whatnot, but rather drunk and passed out celebrating we're alive so we couldn't fight back against the alien zombies that provoke massive earthquackes as nations fire nukes at random.
True story.


On another note, i was just watching tv, now many people laugh at the mayan apocalypse and whatnot, as it should be... but I saw some people who actually bought coffins and slept in them and lighted some candles besides them because they thought the apocalypse would kill them and at least they'd die like true christians... seriously now, how do people like these make it to adulthood with that little intelligence?

Well... technically, since the mayans didn't belive in Christian God, the apocalypse probably wouldn't have been the end. Personally, if I wanted a religious end of the world, I'd go with the vikings. I really want to see a pack of giant wolves flying through the air to eat the sun and moon.

[Pickynerd]

You should learn to swim Lagg.

I was going to quote some lyrics from this, but that worked even better.