View Poll Results: Where should he go?

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  • Australia

    14 12.17%
  • Mount Doom

    44 38.26%
  • The Source Wall

    2 1.74%
  • Arkham Asylum

    16 13.91%
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    39 33.91%
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    Where should we send Piers Morgan next?

    Alright, I've had it with this guy. I've had it with his smug demeanor. I've had it with how rude he is to his guests. I've had it with his bullying.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC4JJWUtzkc

    The above video is an interview he did recently with a pro-gun advocate. You don't need to agree with the guest ( I don't agree with everything), but it's clear that Piers has no knowledge about the workings of firearms. He also resorts to character attacks and name calling. We don't need an Assault Weapon ban. We need a Piers Morgan ban, for he is more dangerous than any firearm.

    He needs to go. Now, he obviously can't go back to the UK as he's gotten enough people killed there, and someone in America is about to crack because of him. This hacking snake has no clue about the second amendment (amongst other things), and his diatribes against gun owners over the past few days has been infuriating. I propose we send him to Australia, but as we live under a form of Democracy I believe the people should choose. Keep in mind that the people of Australia don't deserve this, but it will be a sacrifice that they have to accept.
    Last edited by GreatOak; 2012-12-21 at 01:11 AM.
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    Where is Nasa's next launch headed & does it have room for one self-important wankstain on society?
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    to the moon. away from everyone.

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    Why do you watch him then......
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    Quote Originally Posted by koodledrum View Post
    Where is Nasa's next launch headed & does it have room for one self-important wankstain on society?
    There is hope

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mars-one-fi...160757378.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Landin55 View Post
    Why do you watch him then......
    The rage makes me feel alive.
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    My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    There is hope

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mars-one-fi...160757378.html

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    The rage makes me feel alive.
    I see.......I should try it sometime
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    To the US government because he has common sense and doesn't hold back because of political correctness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight Gil View Post
    To the US government because he has common sense and doesn't hold back because of political correctness
    You must be mistaken. Neither Piers nor the US government has any semblance of common sense.
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    My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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    We kicked him out of the UK for reason, the USA was daft enough to take him in. Just set him adrift on an iceberg.

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    Just like we got madonna, cant we send her back too.

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  11. #11
    Love Morgan. Send him to Australia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    We kicked him out of the UK for reason, the USA was daft enough to take him in. Just set him adrift on an iceberg.
    Exactly, also keep your hands off Paxman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    We kicked him out of the UK for reason, the USA was daft enough to take him in. Just set him adrift on an iceberg.
    I thought you limeys are supposed to be our best friends and brothers in arms. Why would you punish us so?
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    If you want even more reason to hate Piers Morgan ,the editor of Private Eye Magazine Ian Hislop (who was hounded by him when he edited the Mirror) makes a good case:



    I can't stand him and his bloated wasp-stung face. I mean I dislike most newspaper editors, that's a given, but Piers takes it to a different level.

    Maybe consign him and Donald Trump onto a Desert Island?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    I thought you limeys are supposed to be our best friends and brothers in arms. Why would you punish us so?
    You rememeber all that tea? Yeah, payback with interest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    You must be mistaken. Neither Piers nor the US government has any semblance of common sense.
    Anyone who shows such contempt for the clinging to a 200 year old amendment has some degree of common sense, in my books. No matter how much of a fool that person might be.

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    Piers Morgan is vile and it's truly baffling that he's become a (somewhat) successful celebrity in America.

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    Australia? Fuck off, send him to Mount Doom, we don't want him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daverid View Post
    Australia? Fuck off, send him to Mount Doom, we don't want him.
    I thought you were used to living amongst poisonous creatures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainiothon View Post
    If you want even more reason to hate Piers Morgan ,the editor of Private Eye Magazine Ian Hislop (who was hounded by him when he edited the Mirror) makes a good case:


    I can't stand him and his bloated wasp-stung face. I mean I dislike most newspaper editors, that's a given, but Piers takes it to a different level.

    Maybe consign him and Donald Trump onto a Desert Island?
    Indeed. I heard Jeremy Clarkson punched him too. He is now my favorite Brit.
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    Under the bludgeonings of chance
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    Hey. I don't care where you guys send him, but stop sending him to WWE PPVs. It's bad enough I have to see Michael Cole every time they cut to the announce table, I don't need Piers Morgan making it worse.
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