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    Iran attacked by weather weapon

    Iran attacked by weather weapon?

    Enemies of Islamic Republic plan to destroy rain clouds before they reach Iran: Ahmadinejad
    Reuters | Sep 11, 2012

    DUBAI, Sept 11 — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has accused his country’s enemies of enacting a sinister plan to create a drought by somehow destroying the rain clouds before they reach Iran, several Iranian websites reported on Tuesday.

    Well-known for his anti-American and anti-Israeli rhetoric, Ahmadinejad has made similar remarks before and last year accused the West of devising a plot to cause drought in the Islamic republic.

    “The enemy destroys the clouds that are headed towards our country and this is a war Iran will win,” Ahmadinejad said on Monday, according to several websites including the BBC’s Persian-language site and www.snn.ir.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/09...n-ahmadinejad/

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    Titan Kalyyn's Avatar
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    America didn't secretly give Israel a weather-control device! WHO TOLD YOU WE DID? LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

    I mean... how silly of him. Yes...

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    Can you...actually destroy clouds? I figure that would be impossible.

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    If he had paid COBRA the ransom, they wouldn't have had to do it!

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    He is completely insane pay him no attention
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Can you...actually destroy clouds? I figure that would be impossible.
    Dry Ice, when spread from above the cloud, can cause a cloud to produce rain/snow and dissipate.
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    Also, HARP can constitute direct weather effects

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    Propaganda.

    I wouldn't mind if they took out of some of the clouds around here though.

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    Any video link?

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    Yeah... sure. Whats next? We breath their air away?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Can you...actually destroy clouds? I figure that would be impossible.
    Yes you can. Here's an NOAA document used for their weather modification tests.
    http://www.corporateservices.noaa.go.../nf1704ar1.pdf

    They're using Silver Iodide, Carbon Dioxide, Urea, Sodium Chloride according to the document.

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    This just in: WW3 caused by natural Iranian Drought.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

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    He is completely insane pay him no attention
    I actually agreed with most of what he had to say during his visit to the US.

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    This is why America produces it's own clouds domestically. Iran can't be truly secure until it reduces it's dependence on foreign weather.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Can you...actually destroy clouds? I figure that would be impossible.
    we do it with giant slingshots and top secret sponge technology. we're so devious

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    Let's not forget how we were destroying our own clouds throughout this past summer. hahhahahaha
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    We have the technology to destroy clouds, and you don't :P
    Jealous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Can you...actually destroy clouds? I figure that would be impossible.
    You can redirect them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud-seeding

    Perhaps that is what he was referring to? I know that where I come from, if we didn't have cloud-seeding, everyone would either move away, or die in a horrible water shortage.

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    And this is why no sensible person respects Iran and the like-minded nations.
    Deathknight's do it using disease, blood and the power of the unholy. Warlocks do it with dark demons by their side. Mages do it with summoned arcane powers. Druids do it using the forces of nature. Rogues do it through stealth, poison's, shadows and....from behind. Paladins do it by calling to the light for aid. Shamans do it with the help of the elements. Priests do it through the holy light.
    But warriors....
    Warriors just fucking do it.

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    Sounds like HAARP to me.

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