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    Now that the end of the world has come and gone I want to know?

    Who let the dogs out?
    What is the way to get to Sesame Street?
    Why don't we ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery?"
    Why is it women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
    Why do you have to put two cents in but it's a penny for your thoughts...?
    Why do you sit in the stands?
    Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    And just what is Victoria's Secret?

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    Why is that when you put a delivery in a car it's called a shipment, but when you put a delivery on a ship it's called cargo?
    "Do not look down, my friend. Even in the darkest of times, there is always hope... Hope for a better day, hope for a new dawn... Or just hope for a good breakfast. You start small, then see what you can get." ~ Covetous Shen
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    Elmo
    Head the opposite direction of all the dogs
    Too predictable
    Same reason women can't wink
    If people wanted to taste real lemons they would have gotten a lemon
    It's actually an attempt to get the needles drunk so they can do their job
    Inflation
    A need to break all the rules
    Only if it's in the pasanger seat
    Vagina

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    And most importantly:

    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    And most importantly:

    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
    Not me, at least....

    Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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    Who has that damn Button?
    Who Are You? oo oo oo oo
    Where do broken hearts go?
    What love is?

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    hahahahahahahaha! Best thread of 2012.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicpopsicle View Post
    Questions
    Who let the dogs out? Cesar Millan
    What is the way to get to Sesame Street? Turn left on Henson Street, Just past the National Endowment for the Arts building make a left turn.
    Why don't we ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery?" Richard Lustig has won again.
    Why is it women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed? Never had that problem, I have tested this theory.
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons? Has to do with freezing citrus fruits, they loose flavor.
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Because if they get a last second reprieve than we don't want them to die from infection.
    Why do you have to put two cents in but it's a penny for your thoughts...? Because it cost more to volunteer an opinion.
    Why do you sit in the stands? I'm lazy and do not want to stand for all 9 innings.
    Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway? I'm glad I live in California, we do not have these parkways, we have Freeways and Interstates. And use Carports and Parking Lots.
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Sadly the law only counts for the living, and undead.
    And just what is Victoria's Secret? Cute underwear.

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    Ceasar?
    Don't know Dick? (lol)
    Wasn't Jim Henson the muppet guy and not the sesame street guy idk.
    You put on make up before? i'm not sure what your implying there.
    ok citrus fresh is good got it
    worried about inficting damage on a condemed pycho not my problem
    inflation ...got it
    Lazy? I respect your honesty there
    Living in cali yeah I understand your confusion with the rest of the world.
    passanger seat worked for me
    I think I like vagina as a better answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicpopsicle View Post
    Ceasar?
    Don't know Dick? (lol)
    Wasn't Jim Henson the muppet guy and not the sesame street guy idk.
    You put on make up before? i'm not sure what your implying there.
    ok citrus fresh is good got it
    worried about inficting damage on a condemed pycho not my problem
    inflation ...got it
    Lazy? I respect your honesty there
    Living in cali yeah I understand your confusion with the rest of the world.
    passanger seat worked for me
    I think I like vagina as a better answer
    Ceasar is the dog whisperer. So he let the dogs out.
    Jim Henson created Sesame Street. One reason why Kermit is on Sesame Street and the Muppet Show.
    I'm Female and do wear make up, and when I heard the urban myth I tested it and found I did have my mouth open so I closed it and did the other eye with my mouth closed.
    ...
    The reason to for a last minute reprieve is usually do to reopening the case because new evidence shows the person might not be guilty.
    ...
    California is the best place on Earth.
    ...
    Vulgar.

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