Page 3 of 5 FirstFirst
1
2
3
4
5
LastLast
  1. #41
    The Lightbringer Ciddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    3,559
    I let my shopping cart smash into a lady's car at the grocery store. I was unloading groceries into my car and took my hand off the cart for like a second because I needed to use both hands for something particularly heavy, and it was hauling ass across the parking lot when I turned back around. I couldn't catch it in time before it bounced off the side of a car.

    I was honest about it though. I sat in my car and waited until the lady came out so I could explain what happened. Luckily. she was nice about it and didn't really care about the little spot it made. Said she would've been pissed if I just drove off, but she appreciated my honesty and wasn't going to worry about it.

    It was a total accident, but I guess that's the most recent "bad" thing I've done that I can think of.
    Quote Originally Posted by SourceOfInfection View Post
    Sometimes you gotta stop sniffing used schoolgirl panties and start being a fucking samurai.

  2. #42
    Epic!
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Behind your Bakaneko.
    Posts
    1,517
    Almost got a few staff fired over a little misunderstanding when we are already under staff as it is.

  3. #43
    stayed up until 2:00 at night posting on mmo-champion

    wait a minute...
    *leaves*

  4. #44
    The Lightbringer TEHPALLYTANK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Texas(I wish it were CO)
    Posts
    3,590
    I'm gonna monopolize the TV tomorrow, 10+ hours of console gaming inc! Get between me and my RPGs and you risk losing limbs. There would be more but I've learned to hold my tongue when my older sister is bitching and doesn't want to hear anything reasonable.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbamboozal View Post
    Intelligence is like four wheel drive, it's not going to make you unstoppable, it just sort of tends to get you stuck in more remote places.
    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    If you want to be disgusted, next time you kiss someone remember you've got your mouth on the end of a tube which has shit at the other end, held back by a couple of valves.

  5. #45
    The Patient Nathreim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Posts
    302
    Not sure I could say without getting banned.

  6. #46
    Threw my step-dad under a bus when he ignored my gift advice. Hey, I wasn't taking the fall for his bad decisions.

    {Him and my mom were fighting, so I gave him the ultimate gift idea..instead he got her a cheap little glass thing made in china and a snoopy vase. That was a lovely Christmas Morning.}
    Avatar given by Sonic Raindoom.

  7. #47
    High Overlord Meralus II's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Gotham City.
    Posts
    111
    Had a girl message me trying to be flirty/affectionate towards me (I wonder why) and I played kinda dumb and replied really slow. Just ignored any signs and talked "clean and boring". Was quite a laugh, could imagine how much she was burning inside tbh.

  8. #48
    The Lightbringer JfmC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Antwerp City
    Posts
    3,930
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigtrious View Post
    Had a girl message me trying to be flirty/affectionate towards me (I wonder why) and I played kinda dumb and replied really slow. Just ignored any signs and talked "clean and boring". Was quite a laugh, could imagine how much she was burning inside tbh.
    You should totally friendzone her, revenge for the male gender!

  9. #49
    I said prostate cancer was caused by high blood pressure.

  10. #50
    Pandaren Monk Jakexe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    1,990
    Until reports of what occurred last night start to get reported to me the worst thing I can think of is telling my gf I was driving when all I wanted to do is lay in bed some more because I was not in a telephone mood.
    i7 4790K @ stock || Asus Z97 Hero VII || EVGA GTX 980 Sli (x2) || 16GB Corsair Vengence 2133mhz || 128GB+500GB SSD (PRO/EVO) || 2TB+4TB WD Blacks || Corsair HX-850W || Custom Water Cooling - xspc ex140 w/ noctua NF-A14 - xspc rx360 - xspc photon 270 w/ D5 - primochill acrylic tubing & ghost fittings - 10x Corsair sp 120 quiet edition
    Corsair 900D || ASUS PB278Q 2560x1440 || Roccat Ryos MK Pro || Cyborg RAT7/Logitech G700s || BitFenix Recon Fan Controller

  11. #51
    I didn't get a haircut.

    I'm reporting for duty tomorrow with my hair out of regs.

  12. #52
    High Overlord Meralus II's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Gotham City.
    Posts
    111
    Quote Originally Posted by JfmC View Post
    You should totally friendzone her, revenge for the male gender!
    Not a bad idea! Not bad at all. I'm hopeful she got the message the other day. TBH I just felt like doing it, I had no real reason in doing it.

    Man 1 Women ?

  13. #53
    Well nothing comes to mind I am an angel! :O

    But if I go back a couple of decades, here in Africa we sometimes get this effect on mud where the sun bakes the top layer and it sort of crisps up into a clod that can be picked up without breaking. I was in our vege garden with this other younger kid and saw that this dirt effect had happened. I told him it was chocolate and then he would not stop eating it.

  14. #54
    Pandaren Monk crackleslap's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Brisbane, Australia
    Posts
    1,961
    Spent $3000 on myself for Christmas!

  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by crackleslap View Post
    Spent $3000 on myself for Christmas!
    3000 one dollar hookers? Impressive.

  16. #56
    I told someone i wished her brain would just explode out of her head.

  17. #57
    Moderator Krekko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    New York, New York
    Posts
    4,286
    Whilst buying my family and girlfriend christmas presents I bought myself a christmas present that I put on my list but I knew no one was going to get me.


    Wait, no the last thing I did was lie. Because I bought myself two.
    -Retribution, the path of the protector or mender brought to it's natural conclusion; destroying evil before the weak need to be shielded from it, and before it can wound the innocent.
    | [MoP]Ret Paladin Guide | Fix My DPS | Fix My Heals | Fix My Tanking |

    WoW Level Scaling Feature

  18. #58
    New Kid Zaelsino's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Bristol, England
    Posts
    13,001
    Directed a drunk girl to the house of a retired policeman when she asked me if I knew anyone who sold weed.

  19. #59
    Watched my 1 year old kid rip off his diaper and shit on the kitchen floor then pretended I didn't notice until my gf was cleaning it up
    Quote Originally Posted by kasath
    is anyone in this group under 18? my parole officer says I'm not allowed to play wow with anyone under 18

  20. #60
    I failed to mention to my Vegetarian girlfriend that her pasta sauce was cooked with Chicken and Sausage in it.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •