I'm not even sure if you are serious or not...
And then her boyfriend/husband steps out from behind the door and feeds you your teeth.
Rofl @ all the serious people. Are pick-up lines the new "I'm gonna come to your home and stab u" ? Because you sound like this is a big deal. Perhaps you shouldn't go outside if you're affraid of the outside world. If you're taken, or not interested, simply say so. Don't go all crazy and sue the person. I guess i'm gonna stick to being silent if I go to america or whatever country you guys live in where your head is chopped of for being polite and kind. I´m starting to think you'd get sued and fired for greeting the people too.
a great one would be, "you know how i know were going to have sex tonight? (wait for her "how?") because im stronger than you!!!
I deliver pizzas in fort collins, CO near CSU. 70% of people who order pizza are dudes, and of the 30% that are female, 28% of them are fat/fugly/both. Honestly, when they place an order over the phone and I have to ask for their number for our system, im pretty sure its the only time they have ever had their number asked for.
I miss my Pizza Delivery days:
Had one gal open the door butt naked. Pretty hot too. Couple other topless
Had 4 different invites back to a motel in a year period. 3 I did, 1 I didnt
Biggest tip was $50 for one delivery
This was back in the mid 90's also
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