fun with picking up girls. Pizza delivery.

[Aisriyth]

I would stab you.

That escalated quickly!

[Deleted]

I'm not even sure if you are serious or not...

[crawdaddy029]

If you're telling the truth (it's the internet, chances are you aren't) then how on earth do you still have your job?

because its not harassment unless unwantingly pushed. Its a if they bite go with it deal. That's not the only 2 lines I have used before, those are just the 2 I have used referring to my job.

[Juliana]

I would stab you.

This...yes.

[The One Percent]

And then her boyfriend/husband steps out from behind the door and feeds you your teeth.

[crawdaddy029]

And then her boyfriend/husband steps out from behind the door and feeds you your teeth.

and then I make an ass load of cash from my assault lawsuit

[Maggibesti]

Rofl @ all the serious people. Are pick-up lines the new "I'm gonna come to your home and stab u" ? Because you sound like this is a big deal. Perhaps you shouldn't go outside if you're affraid of the outside world. If you're taken, or not interested, simply say so. Don't go all crazy and sue the person. I guess i'm gonna stick to being silent if I go to america or whatever country you guys live in where your head is chopped of for being polite and kind. I´m starting to think you'd get sued and fired for greeting the people too.

[Aeluron Lightsong]

and then I make an ass load of cash from my assault lawsuit

And then we still facepalm because of how.....unwise you are. I get it you want a girlfriend but aint the way to go.

[crawdaddy029]

And then we still facepalm because of how.....unwise you are. I get it you want a girlfriend but aint the way to go.

So picking up girls is suppose to be easy as you always know when they have a significant other and when AND where you will meet them at. yes I am unwise please teach me.

[ewokgangbang]

a great one would be, "you know how i know were going to have sex tonight? (wait for her "how?") because im stronger than you!!!

[Maggibesti]

And then her boyfriend/husband steps out from behind the door and feeds you your teeth.

Or she could just say "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend". Oh nevermind, 21st december has already hit us. Its the beginning of the end. This world is going to hell, you can't do anything anymore.

[Aeluron Lightsong]

So picking up girls is suppose to be easy as you always know when they have a significant other and when AND where you will meet them at. yes I am unwise please teach me.

Talk about putting words in my mouth.

[Judiciary]

I deliver pizzas in fort collins, CO near CSU. 70% of people who order pizza are dudes, and of the 30% that are female, 28% of them are fat/fugly/both. Honestly, when they place an order over the phone and I have to ask for their number for our system, im pretty sure its the only time they have ever had their number asked for.

[crawdaddy029]

I deliver pizzas in fort collins, CO near CSU. 70% of people who order pizza are dudes, and of the 30% that are female, 28% of them are fat/fugly/both. Honestly, when they place an order over the phone and I have to ask for their number for our system, im pretty sure its the only time they have ever had their number asked for.

lol, you are working in the wrong state then.

[Locruid]

I miss my Pizza Delivery days:

Had one gal open the door butt naked. Pretty hot too. Couple other topless
Had 4 different invites back to a motel in a year period. 3 I did, 1 I didnt
Biggest tip was $50 for one delivery
This was back in the mid 90's also

[Judiciary]

lol, you are working in the wrong state then.

that or I just get the bad deliveries. there are a lot of good looking girls in this city, i just think most of them are far too smart to eat pizza hut. I know I don't eat their pizza hahaha

[KCguy]

I miss my Pizza Delivery days:

Had one gal open the door butt naked. Pretty hot too. Couple other topless
Had 4 different invites back to a motel in a year period. 3 I did, 1 I didnt
Biggest tip was $50 for one delivery
This was back in the mid 90's also

Yup. Back before the internet and cell phones. Now you can't even sneeze without getting recorded. lol.

[crawdaddy029]

that or I just get the bad deliveries. there are a lot of good looking girls in this city, i just think most of them are far too smart to eat pizza hut. I know I don't eat their pizza hahaha

true that, I work at dominos.

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I miss my Pizza Delivery days:

Had one gal open the door butt naked. Pretty hot too. Couple other topless
Had 4 different invites back to a motel in a year period. 3 I did, 1 I didnt
Biggest tip was $50 for one delivery
This was back in the mid 90's also

I delivered to a swingers club before, lots of nakedness going on there. unfortunately it included dudes but at least I had something else to look at.

[Deleted]

Or she could just say "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend". Oh nevermind, 21st december has already hit us. Its the beginning of the end. This world is going to hell, you can't do anything anymore.

While this thread is an obvious attention seeker, if some dude from some random food joint whom I'm paying for a delivery gets on my doorstep and hits on my gf I'm going to get him fired or at least not pay him at all. How desperate do you have to be to hit on a girl while delivering pizza, even? Brb, just gonna go to the nearest coffee shop and hit on every woman there. This is an European PoV, btw.

[crawdaddy029]

While this thread is an obvious attention seeker, if some dude from some random food joint whom I'm paying for a delivery gets on my doorstep and hits on my gf I'm going to get him fired or at least not pay him at all. How desperate do you have to be to hit on a girl while delivering pizza, even? Brb, just gonna go to the nearest coffee shop and hit on every woman there. This is an European PoV, btw.

so if some dude is just walking through the park and hits on your girlfriend are you going to try and steal his birthday? Dudes be way to jealous now a days, you should be thankful to have a girlfriend that another dude wants to hit on.