As we all know, JK Rowling has unfortunately said that she will not be writing any more Potter books. So that leaves us only 1 option. And that is to tell the story of Harry Potter in an alternative universe...
-In this universe Harry Potter is known as Parry Hotter, and WE are to tell his story.
The Adventures of Parry Hotter!
It was a cold morning, quiet and still. Parry pulled the covers over his face to keep the cold from piercing though the gaps in his bedding. It was of course terribly cold in the cupboard under the stairs. As he began to warm up, a smile formed across Parry's face. But before he could even enjoy the moment, before he could savor this temporary solace from his most-terrible life, he heard a banging on his door. Large puffs of sawdust fell from the ceiling right onto his worn blue bedspread. Parry let out a sigh.
"Parry Hotter," his uncle Vernon exclaimed, "get out here NOW!"