I added another question to the original post.
What is this 3rd shift state job that pays $15 an hour and has a ton of downtime?:
I am currently working a state job, it's 3rd shift. I literally get paid $15 an hour to sit on my ass and play wow. It is a recovery center for people with mental illnesses, but they are always asleep. I get to bring my laptop in and play wow until 6:30 in the morning, then I have to put it away because people start to wake up. But hey! it's the easiest job I have ever had or will ever have again. I'm only 19 as well, so it's a really good start.
I would suggest a state job like mine to anyone looking for A TON of downtime.
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Can foreigners join too, and is it easy to be placed into a 'do nothing' type of position?
This thread again? Why does this topic keep popping up, the same guy every time? Its like every month.
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How come every week we see one of these threads? What is it with people's fascination in being as lazy as fucking possible? Especially at the work place, its the ONE place where you aren't supposed to be some lazy piece of shit. You show up, do the job for the certain amount of time and go home and be lazy.
Call me crazy but hard work is good for you.
I want to create blogs/websites in that free time. Something productive.
By the way, if you do get a 'do nothing' security job, how many hours do they give you usually?
Move to the UK.
Find yourself a nice illiterate English girl (Over 16).
Have kids,
Profit.
You'll carve out a completely sustainable lifestyle at the comfort of those who do want to work and you'll never even have to step foot out of your house. I'm not even trolling.
It amuses me how enraged people get at this thread (and similar like it) when the truth of the matter is that there are jobs like that, people do work those kinds of jobs and many of them are important. Caretaker positions for physically impaired tend to involve a lot of sitting around and busying yourself with whatever - browsing, games, reading. Yet I wouldn't call those people lazy - they fill an important role.
The OP is likely lazy, yes, but so what? As long as he works those 5 minutes per hour and does his job, does his motivations for getting into the job really matter?
I've heard that computer repair can have a lot of free time too. How do you get a job at computer repair shop?
Really now, stop feeding him :/ Happy new year!